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  1. USFAN51473

    USFAN51473 Weekend Warrior

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    Your deer stand and transportation are one in the same.

    Keep em' comin !!
     
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    GregH Legendary Woodsman

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    english archer Weekend Warrior

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    You might be a redneck if your mother is also your sister
     
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  5. gutone4me

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    If you can play achy breaky heart on your turkey call (I can) :D
     
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    You think the greatest hunting invention ever is power windows........
     
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    Copehunt Weekend Warrior

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    ^ This is going to be hard to beat.
     
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    if you suit in a folding chair taking pics of beer cans on your knee.
    Eh hmmmmmm gutone ;)

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  9. USFAN51473

    USFAN51473 Weekend Warrior

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    Ouch!!!
     
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    you might be a redneck if you use a whitetail antler shed to tighten the alternator belt of your John Deere (my father ...works great actually, the arch sits on the block and pushed the alternator from the back )
     
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    That's my boy :cool:

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    You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

    you have ever used lard in bed.

    Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
     
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    You put up a telephone pole in the back yard for the sole purpose to put a stand in to practice from. (Its good to practice at the angle) :D
     
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