Your wife calls you madder than a wet hen because three times in the past week she has seen a woman at the end of our lane that leaves when she sees her coming. She swears that I either have a mistress or have flirted with someone too much that now has something for me. I told her that the next time she sees this mystery woman, get her license plate number and a description of the vehicle and we can figure this out. I also told my wife that even though she thinks I might be some great catch, she should show ten random women at the grocery store my photo and ask "would you want to have an affair with this guy?" and keep track of the answers. I could guarantee that the answer would be unanimous in favor of "NO". I also told her that there is no way I would be flirting with any woman as I learned my lesson with her. But anyway, you know you are a stud when your wife thinks you have a stalker!
All woman are jealous and insecure. And if some guy here says his isnt then he either A) a liar or B) his woman is pulling a fast one on him. Sent from my SCH-I510 using Tapatalk 2
C'mon guys! Quit trying to pop my bubble here! I at least want to see what this "stalker" looks like! My ego could use a "secret admirer" boost!
Sal already warned me that you were going to post your high school graduation photo on here PT. So, now you're saying you are stalking me?????
My other half doesnt really get jealous, If we are out and a girl flirts with me... she would be like " lets pick her up and have a 3 some" Its great.
If this is indeed her I have identified the issue. She doesn't like other women and would prefer to just be "one of the boys".
Trust in a relationship eliminates jealousy and insecurity. So, I can tell you that my wife is neither jealous or insecure without lieing to you and knowing that she is definitely not pulling a fast one. Some day I hope you get a chance to understand that your blanket statement could not be further from the truth.
