is a sittin' in a truck stop when this Texas Rancher sits down next to him and say's "Ya from Iowa?" looking at the Iowa Hawkeyes Football t-shirt and John Deere ball cap. Ol Iowa boy says "Yes Sir, farm about 350 acres there". The Texas Rancher laughes under his breath and down right pisses the Iowa Farmer off. Iowa Farmer says to the Texas Rancher "Well, how much land do you own" ? Rancher says "I've got so much ****ing land down here I can get in my truck BEFORE the sun comes up in the morning and I can't get to the end of my property line by the time the sun SETS". Ol Iowa Boy says "I had a truck that wouldn't run worth a damn once". P.S. By the way I married a Texas Gal. LOL
