Whatever your choice you must start with"Attention: you'll increase your odds of success after you reads this". The secret to writing is grabbing the readers attention in the first couple of sentences. Once you do that you can write complete nonsense and the reader will generally go on to finish because of the beginning.
From what I read this week you need to take a sip from your drink before you answer a question your wife asks while you are out for dinner, especially if you are going to give a long winded reply.
