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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Vito, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Vito

    Vito Grizzled Veteran

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    Looking at a recent thread, would you rather be a shut-in or a 40 year old virgin? Its a tough call. Being a shut-in sounds pretty bad, but at least you're getting laid. Thats really the only pro, but its a big one. Making an assumption based on the movie, being a 40 year old virgin means you can do whatever you want. You could spend money on whatever you want, go wherever you want, and do whatever you want, when you want. Thats sounds pretty good, minus one big thing. In the movie, his life actually gets worse when he starts dating.

    Which leads me to my next thread...women ruin everything.

    But for now, shut-in or 40 yo virgin?
     
  2. rybo

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    I would be an adventurous person with a very firm right handed grip.
     
  3. Rancid Crabtree

    Rancid Crabtree Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Where is this recent thread?

    As to your question. I would be the 40 year old virgin. Sut it or virgin, you can still run a batch off by hand if you think you need to. :lol:
     
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    40 year old virgin no question. At some point you would just get used to not getting laid.

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    40 yr virgin.

    I'm sure there are many A-sexual people among us that that are virgin. If you never had it you wouldn't miss it I guess.
     
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    Shut in.

    I enjoy sex. Lots.
     
  7. 1st Time Hunter

    1st Time Hunter Weekend Warrior

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    Whoa...careful now :whip:
     
  8. TEmbry

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    I'll take the current road. No worries of needing a firm right handed grip and I still spend my money on whatever I want, whenever I want.

    Must be that tiger blood in me...
     
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    Woods? Lol

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  10. Vito

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    That is not how you play the game "would you rather...". Play by the rules or don't play at all.
     
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    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    Amen, sorry but my left or right hand cannot replace a good woman;)
     
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    tynimiller Legendary Woodsman

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    40-year old virgin by far...gotta hunt and live my life. Shoot, not to share too much, I waited till marriage through the worst time frame to try that so spending the rest of my life without I think could be done.
     
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    40 y/o virgin without a doubt. 10 years ago I would have happily been the shut in though...lol.
     
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    My how times change once you hit your 30's. :D

    I'd also go with the 40 y/o virgin. I can only imagine how much more time, money and toys I would have.
     
  15. TEmbry

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    If I have to play by the rules then it depends...in my current situation or in the future with a better paying job? Currently shut in no doubt, I don't have enough money to amount to much anyway right now. 5 years from now when my career is kicked off and I'm a lot more financially well off? 40yo Virgo for sure.
     
  16. Justin Hushbeck

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    2 questions. 1. Since when does being a shut-in guarantee getting laid? and 2. Whats the difference between being a 40 year old who isn't getting laid and a 40 year old who is married?
     
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    SHUT IN TIMES 1000, The hand get's soooooooooooooooo old you dont even want to do it anymore (only 56ish day's left till im home) that being said I havnt touched a women since march 13.... I think I may cry.
     
  18. Vito

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    Dude, it was my turn so I make the rules. Someone who never leaves the house, but gets laid...OR a 40 year old with decent cash flow and has never been laid. Pick one.

    You can go next. Everyone knows you have to answer the previous question to get your turn, though.
     
  19. Justin Hushbeck

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    shut in...:sad:
     
  20. Vito

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    Indeed.
     

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