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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Hooker, Dec 17, 2009.

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  1. MN_Jay

    MN_Jay Die Hard Bowhunter

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    lol.....you might as well buy her a gym membership for christmas.
     
    MN_Jay, Dec 17, 2009
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  3. Jim_IV

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    Or you could cut your wrists with a rusty knife





    My way is less painful
     
    Jim_IV, Dec 17, 2009
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    dprsdhunter Grizzled Veteran

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    Here is what you do to make her happy--explain to her why she is a 7.8 and offer suggestions on what she can improve on to raise her rating.
     
    dprsdhunter, Dec 17, 2009
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  5. IL_Bow_Man

    IL_Bow_Man Weekend Warrior

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    Yeah...I would go with that route...and make sure to include some college day stories with it. You know...like...This one girl did this for me...think you could try that for a half point?:eek:
     
    IL_Bow_Man, Dec 17, 2009
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  6. Mo_bowhnter

    Mo_bowhnter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    she has a good point. Now I'll end up getting in more trouble next time when I try to tell her she lying haha
     
    Mo_bowhnter, Dec 17, 2009
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  7. michaelp

    michaelp Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I just go around the house spouting random chit all the time. My wife would never ask me anything like this because she knows I would spout further randon chit. I try to keep the mood in the house light at all times. In all seriousness (sp) Duke gave the best advice...you are a 17 dear, and then she says no seriously and you repeat 17 until she tires of your silly games, calls you childish and useless because you cannot answer a serious question and walks off...much better than actually answering said question and getting a real reaction. I also use the ingnore option, what do you rank me, crickets chirping...what do you rank me, crickets chirping and repeat...eventually she will again call you a moron and walk off. My wife thinks I am a moron anyway so the game stays even in the house and you avoid conflict. After all my ramblings maybe ya'll can see why my wife pays little attention to my deepest thoughts about her questions, or something like that.
     
    michaelp, Dec 17, 2009
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  8. MN_Jay

    MN_Jay Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Just tell her that you would rate her exactly what she would rate you, then smile and walk away..:-)
     
    MN_Jay, Dec 18, 2009
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  9. MNKK

    MNKK Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Okay, be honest. How many of you guys wrote that down to remember later? Lol

    He said Girls.. Guys don't count.

    My wife knows I joke around with questions like that. Only once in a while do things like that get me into trouble.

    Comfy couch?
     
    MNKK, Dec 18, 2009
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  10. GMMAT

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    My wife would never ask, but..................

    Sure there is......and it doesn't hurt when it's the truth!:)
     
    GMMAT, Dec 18, 2009
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    Hahahahahahaha...ROTFLMAO...X1000....Oh that's too funny!
     
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    Word to the wise to those who actually needed this word to the wise... you'd be better off with hookers. It'll be cheaper in the long run than the imminent the divorce settlement. ;)
     
    huntingson, Dec 18, 2009
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  13. Scot

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    Duke nailed it! A 7.8 and an explanation of your rating system? You have got to be kidding!
     
    Scot, Dec 19, 2009
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    This whole thread :eek::eek: Thats it, im going home and tell mine she is a 5 just so I can keep my man card :D
     
    bloodcrick, Dec 19, 2009
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    GABowhunter, Dec 21, 2009
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  16. GMMAT

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    "You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress".

    Classic.
     
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