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Word to the wise

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Hooker, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. Hooker

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    This is all so wrong.

    Women do all that to show up other women.

    Men do not care about all that at all.
     
  2. Dan

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    If that's what she wants, she needs to try harder! :D
     
  3. Christine

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    Hahahhahhaahahahah hahahahaha hahahaha hahahhaahahaha.. ha ha ha ha ha....
     
  4. Mo_bowhnter

    Mo_bowhnter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I can back that up. My fiance has straight up told me she dresses up to make other girls feel jealous.

    And Hooker since July when I got engaged, I have inserted my foot into my mouth a few times but I have learned slowly to never miss a chance to compliment her.:D
     
  5. brucelanthier

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    One other bit of advice. Once you say/do something that creates a nightmare situation with your wife/GF/SO never, ever try to explain your answer. A nightmare situation like that is like being caught in a riptide, just swim with the current (agree with whatever she says at that point) until you can get away, fighting it just wears you out and may possibly lead to drowning.
     
  6. Siman/OH

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    Hooker,

    I thought you knew better bro. Your supposed to be "that guy" on the forums.

    A little part of me (well, my internet hunting forums me) has died today.
     
  7. Christine

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    She's not going to tell you that she really wants to look hot to the other guys. Which of course is the only reason the other girls would be jealous. ;)
    Women are much better at lying than men. :rolleyes:
     
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    oh.......SNAP !
     
  10. Germ

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    Well at least you did it in private, LOL

    My wife ask me at a family get together if I would marry her again.

    Without missing a beat I said "NO", ooops
     
  11. Hooker

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    My mouth has always got me in trouble with women, especially with the random flings I had back in college. I just didn't care.

    Sometimes I forget that I have to care about my fiancee's feelings.
     
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    wait, what???
     
  13. Hooker

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    Ha...

    Meaning my fiancee is the first relationship I have had that has lasted more than a month. I've had lots of "girlfriends", but I really didn't care for them. I put up with them for about month, then moved on.

    I know, ruthless, but it's the truth.

    So even though I've had lots of "relationships", I'm still learning this whole "real" relationship thing.

    Better? Or worse? Don't really care?
     
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    I can see you headed for a Dr. Drew reality show on MTV very soon
     
  15. Hooker

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    Nah, I got all of that out of my system awhile ago.

    My fiancee is perfect for me, but sometimes I forget that even though she is by far the coolest chick I have ever known, that deep down, all women are insecure. Even the coolest ones.
     
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    I had a similar experience. I think I rated her a 7.3. She flipped out. I told her if she lost some of her thunder thighs, a little off the hips, and toned down her pooper some, she could easily be in the 8.2 to 8.5 range.
     
  17. Ben/PA

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    Few things:

    Dude, I'm wondering if you really should be getting married?:) How long have you been with this "first relationship'?:eek:

    BTW, I really hope she doesn't stumble on this site, you are breaking one of the rules I was talking about. :D
     
  18. Hooker

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    I have no doubts. That post was just a joke.

    About 15 months now

    Yeah...me too....
     
  19. Ben/PA

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    Lol.;)
     
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    So how did that work out for you? :eek:
     
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