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wifes banter: cooking?

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  1. ultramax

    ultramax Grizzled Veteran

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    The wife called me today to remind me the she and the daughter 13 would be gone to a cooking class tonight, first i said (without thinking) just rolled off my tounge '' we been togather for 22 years and now you are going to learn to cook?

    she can burn water and does all the time, just starts a pot of water and goes to the store or takes a bath,
    so i came home and she is leaving to class, me and the boys to fend for are selves and she is saying good bye to us and i reached in the freezer and
    handed her a frozen chicken pot pie, she looks at me and says whats this for, I replied it's for cooking class ! she looked at me puzzled then it came to her,it's the only thing she knows how to cook. she laughed and left.:D
     
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    LOL I got lucky... mine knows how to cook/grill and is very good at it. I hate cooking or grilling. My dad on the other hand is a very good cook as well as my mom. Hopefully you get to say good bye to froozen pot pies and I never have to eat one should she make me cook a meal. :)

    Tim
     
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    That's funny stuff right there
     
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    sorry about that ultra... my wife can effin COOK... I would never tell my mom (who is a great cook in her own right) but my wife is better than her at most things in da kitchen... ;) when my wife and I got married I weighed a mere 175, she fattened me up nicely though... she is always tryin new stuff, tweakin her recipes to make 'em better, etc...
     
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    I was 225 when i got married, down to 205 and if it wasn't for beer i would hate to think..........
     

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