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Wife reading 50 shades of gray = increased sex?

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by BJE80, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. BJE80

    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    I work with a perfect candidate. I think she is early 50’s. Very good looking women for her age and better than a lot of women 1/2 her age. I’m 36 and I find her attractive. If I was not married I would be all over that.
     
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    Mo_bowhnter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    My wife read all three and I didn't notice an uptick. But... We may have been trying to get pregnant at the time.
     
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    When I did I did.

    Hairless and injected with silicone is a major turn off for me.

    Ill take my almost 50yr old wife over a 25 year old girl any day. Love life is the best it's ever been.

    I've always liked older women is general.
     
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    :lol: no you wouldn't
     
  5. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    Older women are like a diesel, once they get warm up, they run forever. I am afraid you young studs don't have enough fuel for these women, best you stick with your mopeds:)
     
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    StringPuller#1 Weekend Warrior

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    My girlfriend used to lay in bed next me reading it. I loved because she'd leave me alone and let me read hunting stuff :) we'd both be in fantasy land :)
     
  7. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    you'll understand when you are older and if you have a daughter. You are having a girl correct?
     
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    So your okay with being #25? #769? #2567??

    Ill stick 20. Still naturally sexy, willing to please, and not rode hard and put away wet ;)
     
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    Having a girl changes your outlook for sure. When they get to be about 14 you start to think about all the horny boys that are trying to get into her pants. You know the ones-the ones just like YOU used to be.

    If your sex life doesn't improve when you wife hits 40 or so, you better start think just who is the problem. Their sex drive should be going into overdrive!
     
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    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    As long as I am #1 on that particular day that is all that matters. Your standards go down proportionally as your age goes up.

    Chicks that you won’t give a second look at today will be hot as heck when you are 30. Trust me.
     
  11. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    If they run forever...when do you get your sandwhich?!?

    LOL at all these old guys trying to convince me that this:

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    Can ever, EVER beat this:

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    Lets not be crazy here ;)
     
  12. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    I feel like weve had this conversation in the past LOL TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE!
     
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    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    My worst fear...of all time! Do fathers just forget what it was like back in the day? Thats the only way its possible to not go crazy....
     
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    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Thats weird.

    A MUST.

    Woman usually dont start doing this until they hit 30 and start getting worn out...ive only met 1 or 2 girls my age with aftermarket parts.

    Well, your a married man...
     
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    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    Best post in this frigged up thread ;)
     
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    in the last pic you posted, none of those chicks are attractive
     
  17. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Its an example. Focus on the shapes.

    Put it this way...would you choose the top 2 over any of them!?
     
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    Barbies, way to fake;)
     
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    No you remember which is why you stop looking, because it's pervy
     
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    Hahaha touche sir!
     

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