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Wife reading 50 shades of gray = increased sex?

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  1. Pearce92

    Pearce92 Weekend Warrior

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    man i hear that...
     
  2. Siman/OH

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    Old men talking about the possibility of "getting some" :dan:

    Please dont let me get old god. Let me stay 22 forever.
     
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    Once you actually get some you will understand. :)
     
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    My wife turned 36 in January...man her Estrogen levels must have hit the after burner. Slowly but surely the spacecraft started free falling. Guess I need to get that book series to put some octane back in those after burners.
     
  5. BJE80

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    You will be 40 before you know it.
     
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    You must be mistaken sir.
     
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    Now your just scaring me.
     
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    Here is what happens. You probably think 26 is old right now. Then you hit 26 and you think 30 is old. Then you hit 30 and you think 35 is old then you think 40 is old.


    I can testify that it happens a lot faster than you think.
     
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    I remember 22 it was a 1/2 a life ago. Man that sucks carry on.

     
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    Let me add women on their 40's are fabulous;)

    You young ones will learn;)
     
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    I'll keep my 23 yr old for now
     
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    Im with you on this one.

    Nobody goes online and looks up 40 year old woman porn. It just doesnt happen.
     
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    When I was 22, that last thing I ever thought about was marriage and kids. I enjoyed myself quite a bit at 22.

    Now just 6 years removed, I'm married with a kid on the way.

    It happens quick.
     
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    My honest time frame is around 28-30. I have too much to do yet. Establish myself, buy a house, Amsterdam, Join the military, sleep with Kimberly Perry....
     
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    MILF.....

     
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    Mrs read them, so did I.

    I unfortunately can't really claim that there was any benefit.





    All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure - Mark Twain
     
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    My wife and a group of 4 or 5 of her friends all read it around the same time. It does work, specially if you've been married a while. We usually do pretty good, but I was getting woke up in the middle of the night, in the car, right after work. The other guys all said sort of the same thing. If your in your 20's you probably wont notice a difference, but married 15 years with 3 kids, renewed things a bit.
     
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    Amen.

    Go find a fit single cougar and then start talking.
     
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    Yes, it does get better with age!
     

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