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Why must old guys stand around in gym locker rooms naked?

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  1. TroyS

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    hahaha

    Chapter 8
    "Crop dusting is for farmers..."
    -Ok so it's kind of funny to watch peoples reaction when someone goes off in an area but it's not enjoyable to be on the receiving end.
    -Find a vacated area or head to the locker room
     
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  3. Lastoneout

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    Chapter 8

    If I wanted to talk to you I'd take my ear buds out
     
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  4. TroyS

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    ahhhh so true


    Chapter 10 (had this happen this AM)
    "Seats taken...."
    -This isn't a restaurant where you can make reservations
    -You aren't a dog that can mark territory
    -If your using a machine...use it...dont' lay your towel over it and dissapear to the other side of the gym for 10 minutes cycling through other workouts.
    -Once you reach 5 minutes of vacancy....I'm movin your ****....oh and don't show up on my second set and ask me if I want to "work in"...nope...however would you like too?
     
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  5. GABowhunter

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    This....so much this!!!
     
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    I'm not sure about you but my armpits are above my waist. :poke: You may want to change the title of this chapter to...

    "Community blowdryers...keep em above the neck"
     
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  7. TroyS

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    Your right. Good catch. That's what I meant.
     
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    Hooker invented it. Surprised he has a problem seeing other old guy's balls. :lol:

    Tim
     
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    Are they wearing Tom's?

    They are probably afraid that if they put on the wrong kind of shorts you will ridicule them........just sayin'.
     
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    Threads like this keep the masses coming back.


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    Because we can.
     
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  12. TEmbry

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    Lol! If they wear cargo shorts they are askin for it.
     
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    Some of them might be cruisen for a piece of ***. We were at our friend house a few weeks ago (Gay Couple) and I brought this up. I was informed that there is a known group of gay men that frequent my gym and like to strut their stuff to earn street cred. I'm not sure how the 400# Naked dude is getting cred but he keeps walking around with his Dani DeVito look from Batman, not a good sight to see.
     
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    Because back in the day, they had to stand around naked in the locker room or coach would beat you.

    'Murica!
     
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    This is for Hooker.

    We watched a Korean movie today. It was about women in a Korean women's prison who form a choir. (It wasn't a "women in prison flick.) The lead was Kim Yun-jin who is a fantastic actress. I was in tears for most of the movie. It was sad but also happy-sad, if you know what I mean.

    Anyway, the reason I thought of Hooker was because it looked like all the women were wearing TOMS.
     
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    -Bill
     
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  17. flystraightandtrue

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    I have come to the conclusion that once you reach, 65 you can say or do whatever the hell you want and it is completely acceptable. If i said some things ive heard some old boys say, id be in jail.....
     
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