Rambo vs. Chuck Norris A buddy and I were debating this over a couple of beers last night while watching First Blood part 2. Who would win a hand to hand combat fight (no weapons). I think Rambo has the advantage. First, he is stronger ( I think), has a higher pain tolerance (again IMO). However, Rambo's strength is defiantly using weapons (bows, knifes, and guns) he may struggle a little bit with hand to hand with Chucky. Chuck Norris would be more of a thinking/strategy type fighter. I could see Chuck getting Rambo in the full nelson or something and choking him off. I know it's a hypothetical question but it is kind of fun to debate. Thoughts?
I'm afraid you're wrong Grasshopper. Rambo is Hollywood.... Chuck is a trained killer with more belts than pants.
You realize I am not talking about Sylvester Stallone. I'm taking about the fake character, "Rambo". As seen in the movies. I'm also talking about Chuck Norris as seen in the movies. :D
Really? Not even close? Either way it would be a hell of a battle IMO. Remember Rambo is a trained killer as well. Why would Chuck win easily?
Chuck Norris invented death out of sympathy to his enemies. With or without weapons, Chuck wins easily. The fact that you are still alive after questioning whether or not he would win shows Chuck is letting you off with a warning. Just remember, Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Rambo is very tough indeed...but Chuck is the man in hand to hand combat...he has like a dozen black belts or something. Now, if guns were involved Rambo might have the upper hand. Weapons are a big part of what makes Rambo...Rambo
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Chuck Norris is an honorary Marine - met him in Fallujah in 2007 He wins hands down. (I'm the strikingly handsome one on the right...yes he short, and yes I am really tall)
I would have to say, Rambo. What many here are not taking into strong and notable consideration is that, as a Special Forces Soldier(also known as- Green Berets, Delta Force or 11bv Rangers..all are different, but train together) in the United States Army, Rambo has a very intense martial arts and hand to hand/hand to weapon combat background. Martial Artists are known for their discipline, however, the discipline of special operation Soldiers, Marines, Airmen and Seamen is all but INCONCIEIVABLE to the general public. You really can not even begin to understand. So, couple the intense combat background of a SpecOps member with his extreme discipline and never-say-die mentality, and, Rambo brings more to the table then Chuck. I may be biased towards SpecOps personel, however, this fight would eventually be won by Rambo, but, an amazing fight it would be.
DropTine, What if instead of Chuck Norris we chose one of his movie charactors such as Special Forces Colonel James Braddock from "Missing in Action" or Major Scott McCoy from "Delta Force"??? :p
You guys are terrible and not great fight minds. It's a simple question with a simple answer. Rambo eats things that would make a billy goat puke. He eats Chucks nose off, Chuck goes into shock and his eyes are watering from his nose being amputated by rambos teeth. Chuck cannot see and Rambo takes off his headband and chokes Chuck to Death. See, it was easy. Rambo wins.
I'm surprised you Chuck Norris naysayers are still alive... please tell me you're still alive! GUYS?!?! GUYS!?!??!
