You just can't make this stuff up. He lives about 3 blocks from my office. http://65.114.92.158/index.php?f=news_single&id=19291 Gives a whole new meaning to the term "puppy love".
Sick hillbillies... My captain once caught a dude with a sheep tied to a pole in the barn during fair week night duty.
I worked in a lumber yard in HS with an old coonass who would tell me how he would stick the back legs of the goats in his boots so they couldn't get away when he was younger. Said it got lonely on the farm.