Who here gets the virus first?

Honest question, since I don't have kids and I am not allowed to opine, say your daughter is about to go out on a first date. Your doorbell rings and you open it to see exactly this



do you:

A) call your daughter down and wish them a good time
B) just shut the door in his face, then go give your daughter the spanking she apparently should have gotten at some point in her life
C) pull out your .45 and shoot him in the face, later claim the Alec Baldwin defense
D) C, then B​

 

Well in my case if that showed up to take my daughter out on a date I have failed as a father. The other point I am fairly certain that my daughter would keep a boy like that away from me.

 

^^^^By far the best life goal I think i have ever heard (read).
I now have a new target in life. Thank you sir. HAHAHA

 

Interesting for sure!

 

It was just a giggle for me. I'm glad they're all okay - nothing serious. But, just shows what a lot of us have been saying.

 

I have all boys, no daughter, so I will come at it from the other side; if my son shows up like that for a date with a girl, I failed as a father to show him what it means to act like a man and treat women with respect. I would be going with option B before he left my house.

 

Quick answer B. If you have a sticker on your hat you get the same response.

 

Flat brim hat, any face or neck tattoos same.

 

First I'd strongly consider C. For so long he'd probably start having concerns I was having a stroke.
Then I'd do A...
Then I'd laugh hysterically that they thought I was going to let her leave with him and firmly select B.


No way my daughter is going anywhere with him. Someone that starved to draw attention to himself would do any/all kinds of stupid s**t for said attention. Like driving off a cliff to get into the newspaper.

 

I would wear my hair like the dude in dnoodle's above post before I'd wear a flat brim hat.

 

If your daughter went out with that choose d, you did a ****ty job as a father

I ment to quote dnoddles not yours mod-it.


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Son is not allowed a flat brim hat in my house. I hate those


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I would start singing Island boy

In Venatione Veritas

 

In Venatione Veritas

 

Thats a boy ?? ...... and as for those other two twits in the pool, Id drown 'em ...

 

I'd do neither, and also answer D to the ?? ... ... I despise flat brimmers !!

 

I don't have a daughter but .......

I'd call the cops and tell them there is an unwanted intruder on the premises. Then I'd tell the "thing" to get the hell out of here while he still could. Finally, I'd ground the daughter for 2 years or until she came to her senses (sees things my way). Which ever came first.

 

drop an extension cord end in the pool and watch em dance.

 

^^^

 

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