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Who am I?

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  1. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    WHO AM I ?

    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

    I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

    Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

    My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate..

    I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but

    I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

    I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

    That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

    I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

    I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

    I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

    I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego..

    At first, my political campaign focused on my country\'s foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

    But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

    I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations.
    I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

    I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

    I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

    I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

    So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

    I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

    I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

    Who am I?













































    ADOLF HITLER OF COURSE


    WERE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE ?
     
  2. Ben/PA

    Ben/PA Grizzled Veteran

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    Scary.
     
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    It's funny. When people would complain about bush they were told to move out of the country if they didn't like him. Now the same people that would tell others to move out of the country are whining about obama and calling him the antichrist or hitler. No, I guess it isn't funny, just pathetic.
     
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    Lord forgive Him.
     
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    Josh/OH Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I second that.
     
  6. wahoohunter

    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    I'm guessing the "were you thinking someone else" is supposed to be Obama, but then again, that can't be right because at least 9 of those are completely, unequivocally false with respects to him and several others are completely trivial. Guess I'm missing the joke here:confused:
     
  7. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    really??? :busted:

    which ones are false, Wahoo?
     
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    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    Completely trivial. If this affects what one is capable of then each and every individual on earth who has a parent who has done something wrong, or sinned for that matter, can't be trusted;)

    Again, completely trivial

    Were there questions or scrutiny with respects to Obama? "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

    "Sketchy," wow, did a sorority girl right this? :d But, those records were produced and its merely one of those things where some refuse to accept the truth just like those who say "Obama isn't even really black, he's mostly white!. Just ignorance.


    hmmm.... Is that so? Could you please show me? And, don't even bother showing me something where it says he was Muslim because, well, see previous response.


    HAHA! Disguising myself as someone who cared about them? The time, energy and money he point into social work and he was just "disguising himself?" Come on now, let's get real. But in all seriousness, the pure wording of this "factual" statement makes it completely subjective and thus can not be considered true.


    Spoken like a true republican author and completely subjective yet again. "Get serious about my life," sheesh, a slap in the face to all of those volunteer with their lives.

    1) Have you read this book? 2) Who wouldn't have difficulties accepting that their father abandoned them as a child?

    Subjective, again. But hey, at least here is one that is somewhat true, he did burst onto the scene and has a knack for public speaking.

    Non-existent resume? Oh, wait, this must be one that applies ONLY to Hitler because certainly it can't be referencing Obama.

    Large crowds? Yes. Bolstered my ego? Was there some sort of psychoanalytical work that has occurred that only the author of this spam E-mail knows about or something?

    Foreign policy was his weakest point, in my opinion, and I'll be honest in the early stages of Obama v. Hillary
     
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    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    Simply seen it before boss;)
     
  11. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    fair enough....we need to go hunting together..lol:argue:
     
  12. wahoohunter

    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    haha... agreed! Politics fails in comparison to hunting if you ask me. Once I get in the woods its about the furthest thing from my mind!:d
     
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    OHbowhntr Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Tony,
    You offended some of the brain-washed Obama-ites, you know you shouldn't do that, now Napolitano is going label you an EXTREMIST!!!!
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    CONGRATULATION!!!!! Welcome to the club!!!! :d
     
  14. BowHuntingFool

    BowHuntingFool Grizzled Veteran

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    I got this in an email a while back.... kinda scary is right!
     
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    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    says the man with "negativity only drags you down!!!" in his signature~ I love you types;)
     
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    Rob / PA Grizzled Veteran

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    I cheated, I scrolled down after the first couple lines. :busted:

    :alien:
     
  17. Ben/PA

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    How dare you!!:deer:
     
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    dukemichaels Grizzled Veteran

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    I was thinkin' Neil Patrick Harris..

    Was I really the only one?
     
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    So, so far Wahoo has disproven this email by downplaying points as "trivial" and berating the wording of it. Good Counter Points, makes a strong case!

    As you put it, I love you types! ;)

    Obama, change you can believe in!
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  20. wahoohunter

    wahoohunter Weekend Warrior

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    You know what, you guys are right. Hitler and Obama are equivalents. Here in 4 years I guess he'll be taking over the world (or trying) and will be in the midst of trying to eliminate certain ethnicities. Get reallllll fellas. :d

    p.s. the "love you types" was for the guy with Obamaites post and the "negativity only drags you down" signature. I'm just a fan of irony, my friend;)
     

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