Humm zombies ehh. I’ll just head back to Eastern Kentucky. Don’t know how zombies do with mountains and cliffs and 30-06 rounds raining down from above. We hunt and fish and grow our own food and if-in you aint from around there you probably should keep moving. I would raid a liquor store before heading out. Shooting zombies from a mountain top just wouldn’t be any fun without beer, and lots of it.
Well with all the inter family marriages... I thought that was where Zombieism started...Kentucky. You're jumping right into the fire. You'd be better off in San Francisco. LOL P.S. Get you some shooting sticks to steady your aim.
2nd cousins don't count JK, that's gross, but you do see some folks down there with their eyes set a little close together....
Would disguise myself as a zombie and walk among them. Wear a bullet proof vest in case someone decides to shoot me mistaking me for a zombie.
Good idea with the vest, Bill Murray could have used one. Watch out for the double tap though. As for me, I would likely wing it at my place as long as I could. Then move to my sisters cabin, or take to a drifter kind of lifestyle, hunting & killing zombies for fun. Bonus points if I ran into someone that looked like Emma Stone along the way.
