My unicorn's name is Dave. Dave is BA, don't incur the wrath of Dave...he'll shove that horn right through you're neck and rip your head off. I'm not kidding, he's done it before.
Judging by the sway in his back and saggy belly, I'd say Dave is 3.5 or 4.5. Unicorns are tough to age when standing in an ominous ocean. That being said, Dave looks like hes got some potential to blow up next year. I'd give him at least a year before taking him to the glue factory!
Mention of a glue factory would incur his wrath. I can see you're not very well educated on unicorns. Dave is actually 800 years old and is considered a youngster. That pic was taken on the shore of the lake here at the ranch this spring.
In the world of unicorn, they do in fact break a common misconception....once a spike, always a spike. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
Damn, I was trying to offset some of the ness of this thread with a little humor and some cool factor and you just totally effed it up with one thumbnail.
