Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with." What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians. If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods." Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has "a hole" in one. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went "clubbing." Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between the wood or the iron. News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger." EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added, called "Tiger VS The Driveway." A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel. We heard that Tiger's wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30 AM does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
