I deal with so much weird crap on a daily basis my response would have prob just been this with no words.
Just remembered this story. Many years ago we get a fight with weapons call. I see the involved truck leaving at a high rate of speed. Guy takes off and rolls up into a suburban neighborhood driveway and both guys jump out. I challenge them and they both put their hands on the white garage door. Blood dripping all off their hands and down that door. Here I am thinking I caught someone for murder when I find out these old drunk rednecks had been arguing over illegally obtained animals while butchering them. Lol! The blood was from all the out of season animals I saw in the back of their truck. In the spring ...5 deer...squirrels...geese. those were some wild sobs.