What if Elvis only had blue leather shoes? What if the warden didn't throw a party in the county jail? What if Jerry Lee only had mediocre balls of fire? What if little Suzie didn't wake up? What if Merle couldn't sing me back home? What if Eddie only got wintertime blues? What if Fats didn't lose his thrill on blueberry hill? What if Bobby Darin didn't take a bath? What if Bill Haley only rocked until around 10:30? What if Elvis' baby didn't leave him and he stayed at his old place? What if Elvis was only moderately agitated instead of all shook up? What if Tennessee Ernie Ford only had 15 and 3/4 tons? What if Johnny Horton wasn't infatuated with The Battle of New Orleans?
What if Pink Floyd did need an education? What if she was Warrant's apple pie? What if the stairway she bought, didn't go to Heaven? What if Lamb Chop's damn song did end? What if we just left those 99 bottles on the wall? What if Caroline wasn't so sweet? What if Phil could could see her touch, and it tore him apart fairly quick? What if the land didn't confuse him so much?
