What if Willie and Julio didn't love all those girls? What if Merle Haggard's mama didn't try? What if Ludacris wanted us to stay where we were instead of moving? What if Tool wanted to be be waisted instead of Sober? and...What if that tiny dancer didn't hold Elton John closer and doesn't want to count the headlights on the highway?
What if Casey Jones wasn't driving that train? What if Layla didn't take Clapton to his knees? What if fat bottom girls really don't make the world go round?