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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

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  1. Bow String Depot

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    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite they talk about there moonshine operation. Suddenly a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough.After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in distress. One of the hillbillys looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?.The women shakes her head no. Then he asks kin ya breathe?.The women begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.. The hillbilly walks over to the women, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again. The hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says 'ya know, I'd heerd about that there hind lick maneuver but I aint never seen nobody do it..
     
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    HAHAHAHA That had me almost to tears!!!!!!!!:tu:
     
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    That IS Hilarious!!!!!
     
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    This is a good one!

    I can't help wondering though. Were they wearing camo?
     
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    Good one:)
     
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    So, is she doing okay now?
     

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