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Think, I'm gunna have a double duece on the way home,

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  1. Southernboy

    Southernboy Weekend Warrior

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    Then when I get home I found a new excercise routine that works on my cardio, and ability to function under duress...

    I align my Montecs with the fletching, go into my front yard a fire one straight up...then run in circles in my yard with my hands over my head until it comes down....

    I've found that for a 50 year old after about a 6 pack I'm pretty damn fast.

    SB
    you guys have a great evening
     
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  3. Fitz

    Fitz Legendary Woodsman

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    :beer: ... as a 28 year old, I'm pert-near invincible after a 12 pk.:d
     
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    Bleedin'Buck Weekend Warrior

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    Breaking News!!!!!!! "South Carolina Man Catches arrow smack in the top of his head!!!!!" But i will tell ya his BH and Fletching were Perfectly aligned!!!:) :) :)
     
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    Streator IL!? Dang youre so close we played your town in football! I'm from Sterling
     
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    I thought a double duece involved 2 flushes.
     
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  7. Bleedin'Buck

    Bleedin'Buck Weekend Warrior

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    :smash: :bash: :bash:
    :bash: :bash: you are not lying there
     
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    Brandon8807 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Lol, gotta admit this made me laugh! :beer:
     
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    Keep em coming SB. LOL!
     
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    And a half a roll of toilet paper!!:confused:
     
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  11. Bols

    Bols Die Hard Bowhunter

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    And the exhaust fan running for 45 minutes thereafter.
     
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  12. Schultzy

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    LMAO!!:d
     
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    :lmao: :lmao: Good medicine :lol:
     
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    I always thought the double duece involved getting up and leaving, only to go straight back to the bathroom realizing you are far from finished....Mexican food brings out the best in us.:busted:
     
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    I believe a "double duece" as it is so adequately called, can describe a myriad of bowel movements, including, but not limited to:

    Extreme Diarrhea
    I.B.S. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome)
    E.B.S. (Exploding Butt Syndrome)
    Large Floaters
    Large Sinkers
    The Disappearers
    The Destroyers
    The Mexican Hangover
    Peanut Brittle
    Can O Corn
    Green Slime
    Blue Goose
    Thin Dizzy
    Circular Steve
    And my favorite, The Famous Photo Opportunity!

    Anything that constitutes a double flush, half roll of toliet paper, and/or exhaust fan running for 45 minutes thereafter, both for the removal of stench and warning others of the desolateness of a bathroom which hath bear witness to a recent "double duece" can then be further known as and so affectionately called, The Double Duece.
     
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