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Things you don't expect your wife to say

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Germ, Sep 28, 2019.

  1. picman

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    Springboard to a threesome!

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    sheddinva Weekend Warrior

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    I'm sorry
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I was wrong.
     
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    opossumhunterNC Die Hard Bowhunter

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    "Why is there water coming out of that pipe [points to the air conditioner condensate line]? Oh, never mind, the dishwasher is running."
     
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    oldnotdead Legendary Woodsman

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    "The kids and I had a great time without you"...lol... check her phone for calls to law firms....

    A womans perspective...
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    I am not worried about that. I know she doesn't want to get stuck raising our three boys and caring for her dysfunctional aging parents without me. I am too valuable as a workhorse to her.
     
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    oldnotdead Legendary Woodsman

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    LOL Its always good to know your place in things..jk
     
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    Eh, in short order you become indispensable. You have to wait until you are my age to be a wanted commodity again. Single males get in shorter supply.

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    Go ahead and book your dream hunt. (Hasn't said it yet but I am hoping she surprises me one day! LOL)
     
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    NOT GONNA HAPPEN, oh thats me................................................ lol
     
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