See if this gets interesting. I will start off. I just heard my wife say this. The little yappers are locked up in the dog room and one barked a couple times. My wife said is there a dog in the yard? There shouldn't be because it is raining. I knew better than to question the logic, avoided being called an ass....again.
We have a log (electronic on daughter's phone) whenever one of us says stupid or weird **** if it's bad enough it makes the list. We read it 3-4 times a year and belly roll for half HR every time. Ex. "She is not my favorite by far... But she is close"