The world needs more hookers. T or F?

When your wife keeps hinting about kids and all your friends start having them....that's when.

 

Congratulations Hooker! That's great news.




Try to remember how you did it in case you want to have another one.

 

Congrats

 

Congrats !!

Tim

 

Congratulations!

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My wife won't let me name the kid Zack Slater

Women ruin everything

 

Did you try Zachary Slater? Zarchary is much snoodier sounding than Zack. Give it another shot.

 

Congrats. My story sounds much like yours... I was certain I was not going to have a child until I was around 27 it changed to the if it happens it happens stage. Then it happened when I was 28 and he was born when I was 29.


Here I am at 32 with a bad *** little boy that I love more than anything.

Congrats to you and your wife, I have read enough of your posts over the years to tell that you will be a good dad.

Can't wait for the nursery decor threads, your deco threads are always entertaining

 

No because I like 1 syllable names, and I don't like it when parents name their kid something, but call him something else.

She likes Zack, but won't let me name the middle name Slater. I tried Zack Kelly, but she went on some rant about how I could not name our child after the first person I masturbated to or something like that

 

She is obviously being difficult.

 

Congrats Hooker. I almost said, "and many more"... I caught myself just in time.

 

I'd reconsider the marriage before a kid complicates things at this point.

What other options has she left you?

 

Congrats.