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  1. MUDSHARK

    MUDSHARK Grizzled Veteran

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    I gave my 12 year old son the TALK while we where out on the youth Doe season (Rifle).

    What a great evening in the woods, it rained just about the whole time and we seen some deer NO SHOTS thou.

    Just a couple guys in the woods, I love that little guy!!!!!!



    i was his age when my Mother asked the neighbor to give me the TALK. We went camping that night. Slept out in a tent. I remeber it it like it was yesterday. fishin at the POND. 34 years ago

    Raised by a single parent!!!!!!!!!

    Rest in peace MOM!!!!!! love Ya
     
    MUDSHARK, Oct 18, 2012
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    haha i just turned 20 and remember the TALK just like it was yesterday when my dad gave it me. i was a little older then 12, maybe 14 or so and couldnt help but laugh ha i dont even know why
     
    bone_driven, Oct 19, 2012
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    I never got the talk. I had to figure it all out on my own.
     
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    The talk I received was very brief, "If you get her pregnant, I'll kill ya"
     
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    Never got the talk. When my boy was 9 or 10, he asked me how babies got in their mommies tummys. I gave him a clinical speech about reproduction to which he replied "Ew, Gross!" Sure glad he got over that or I wouldn't be a grandpa!
     
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    My talk was "I'm not going to tell you not to, but be safe". That was all :lol:
     
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    I grew up on a ranch so no talk was needed. All I knew was the more cows you were with the more babies you had and for humans that could get expensive
     
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    :lol: learned how it worked early, eh?
     
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    My mom told me, "If you get pregnant, I'll kill you."

    To this day I haven't gotten pregnant. My mom can be very scary. ;)
     
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    I'm the 7th son in my family and never got the TALK. Not sure if any of the older brothers did either. I learned it the hard way. No pun intended:-/
     
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  12. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    Keep that little pervert away from my Daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mooo :)
     
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    Good thing you added the part about fishing, I was starting to think it was headed in a different direction.
     
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    Was the neighbor also a catholic priest?
     
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    Ditto!! hahahaha To be young again!
     
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    Same here.


    Sent from iPhone
     
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  18. MUDSHARK

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    I'll Try. not promising anything thou Germ
     
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  19. MUDSHARK

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    No priest also



    found out later he had spent some time in a mental ward

    huh!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
     
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    I'm 35 and my father just gave me a bunch of different colored balloons when i was 12 and I have no idea what talk you guys are talking about????
     
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  21. davidmil

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    But fooling around with goats, calves and chickens is not the same thing.
     
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