Not really sure why I just did this, but I just yelled out the window get your gas suck your a** get your gas suck your a** several times as I drove by a gas station.
Please tell me you were on shift. In your line of work, you should excused for such behavior. Some people have it coming.
He could have just used the PA and not had to hold his head out the window. Dammit Bret, you could have been a viral sensation had it been in the work car.
But at least he would have gone out on his terms. After the way the past few years have been, I wouldn’t blame someone in law enforcement for doing it. He just couldn’t do it near a college campus or he would be accused of unnecessary use of force on some snowflake’s feelings.
Ran out of coffee yesterday. Forgot to ask my wife to pick some up at the store. Get to work early to buy some at the coffee shop. The coffee shop is closed. Why is a coffee shop closed at 6:55 am?
If your child has their senior year portrait taken and the picture includes the child posing with their cell phone. You and your spouse and probably all your children are idiots.
Woke at 2a.m...couldn't get back to sleep until 3:30+a.m.. turned off 4:30 a.m.turkey hunting alarm. Woke up at 7a.m. to a Tom goobling outside our bedroom window. I go out at 11:45 to put up cams to check for Turkey timing...I get cam set turn around to place a new cam and a Tom turkey takes flight through our woods no more than 20 yrds away... That's my season thus far in a nut shell.
3 flipping years. Today I mowed for the first time in 3 years without finding at least one bull thistle. Holy cow did they kick my ass, I hope whichever neighbor let them go to seed got rid of them. I bet I have pulled or sprayed 200 of them over that span.
Some ahole stole my sons mountain bike while we fished. Biked about a mile and ditched the bikes. Came back and one of the bikes was gone. Turd.
FN Fed Ex... paid $40 for overnight shipping... it was going well. Package got from TX to MI and was on truck for delivery before noon... Suddenly its back at some facility. Never attempted delivery, been home all afternoon. @#$%
The neighbor has his in ground irrigation and a cute little surface pump to pump out of the lake to keep his grass green. Oh I have something for him I will be dragging hose manually however my irrigation pump is a submersible I will be pumping out 25 gpm at the sprinkler head. I guess you call it irrigating if it takes all day, my whole lawn will be watered in an hour and a half.
Been watching the son's dog this week so I have been taking him for a walk on a leash every night. I take a couple different routes and without fail on every walk I find a mask laying in the ditch. I hate litter bug slobs.
