I am fine with where I am at, my wife is still smoking hot, except she has a different attitude, but still an attitude. You have to question the character of somebody that has lived with me for 29 years. Let's put it this way compared to her I would seem kind and compassionate as well as patient. She sugar coats nothing.
This should required education for every 13-year-old boy in the world. A lot of pain and suffering could be avoided.
My older boys have a few more years before I need to worry about them. It is the three-year-old I need to keep an eye on. The last couple of weeks he has been telling me that I can't have mommy because he married her. I think her being a stay-at-home mom is getting to his head.
East coast french Canadian women turn crazy up to 11, but that accent is like a siren, that and full dress chips breath.
3 huge boxes delivered today by UPS today my wife is being sweet and affectionate. Rocks she ordered rocks, the ones they cut in half and crystals are inside big rocks.
hah! beat me to it while I was googling "hot unicorns". ...which reminds me, deleting search history right now lest the wife see and think I am a perv. "But honey, it was for a BH.com meme" only works so many times and I think "hot unicorns" may be a bridge too far.
I wish my wife would buy dumb s4it like rocks so I can buy dumb hunting s4it without getting side eye. There is no side eye on earth like a Puerto Rican woman's side eye. It's all the way up to 11 side eye. And if you get side eye followed by a slow turn of the head and several slow blinks, you had better figure out what you did wrong and fix it or you have 24 hours left to live. If that.
Sometimes I read threads hoping I didn't miss something happening, then there are times like this where I start hoping no one shares or reposts things I have missed........
They sell a "butterfly G" on the same site they sell that "hot unicorn" costume but it's not a rock. Bet it would make wifey happier than a rock though...well, any rocks not measured in carats anyway.
I was in PR a couple years back, was out for dinner with an associate and had a pretty funny waiter, I asked him where they kept the ugly women hidden on the island. He said they come out after dark and to be careful.
Give over man, your constant attacking of @Sota gets old. Honestly, I am surprised you made it this long without being poofed.