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The rant thread...

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by buckeye, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I am fine with where I am at, my wife is still smoking hot, except she has a different attitude, but still an attitude. You have to question the character of somebody that has lived with me for 29 years. Let's put it this way compared to her I would seem kind and compassionate as well as patient. She sugar coats nothing.
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    This should required education for every 13-year-old boy in the world. A lot of pain and suffering could be avoided.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Nope would not do any good, crazy hot women are hard to resist, problem is good crazy never lasts.
     
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    So, you shutting down with the boys tonight...? Or is that out a few years?
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    My older boys have a few more years before I need to worry about them. It is the three-year-old I need to keep an eye on. The last couple of weeks he has been telling me that I can't have mommy because he married her. I think her being a stay-at-home mom is getting to his head.:lmao2:
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    That is too true.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    East coast french Canadian women turn crazy up to 11, but that accent is like a siren, that and full dress chips breath.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    3 huge boxes delivered today by UPS today my wife is being sweet and affectionate. Rocks she ordered rocks, the ones they cut in half and crystals are inside big rocks.
     
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    wl704 Legendary Woodsman

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    Geodes
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    hah! beat me to it while I was googling "hot unicorns".
    ...which reminds me, deleting search history right now lest the wife see and think I am a perv.
    "But honey, it was for a BH.com meme" only works so many times and I think "hot unicorns" may be a bridge too far.
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    that never gets old and has yet to be disproven.
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    I wish my wife would buy dumb s4it like rocks so I can buy dumb hunting s4it without getting side eye.
    There is no side eye on earth like a Puerto Rican woman's side eye. It's all the way up to 11 side eye.

    And if you get side eye followed by a slow turn of the head and several slow blinks, you had better figure out what you did wrong and fix it or you have 24 hours left to live. If that.
     
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    She bought a butterfly G what ever with a stand 48" plus rock makes her happy
     
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    80's muss buck coverage bush coverage much smaller now
     
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    Sometimes I read threads hoping I didn't miss something happening, then there are times like this where I start hoping no one shares or reposts things I have missed........
     
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    cls74 Legendary Woodsman

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    :lol: I was feeling sorry for you for a few posts lol
     
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    They sell a "butterfly G" on the same site they sell that "hot unicorn" costume but it's not a rock.
    Bet it would make wifey happier than a rock though...well, any rocks not measured in carats anyway.
     
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    I was in PR a couple years back, was out for dinner with an associate and had a pretty funny waiter, I asked him where they kept the ugly women hidden on the island. He said they come out after dark and to be careful.
     
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    A lot of tension this morning:jerry:
     
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    Give over man, your constant attacking of @Sota gets old. Honestly, I am surprised you made it this long without being poofed.
     
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