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The rant thread...

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by buckeye, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. Sota

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    Well at least you didn't end up drinking your own urine while taking a bath.
     
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    last couple times the wife came home from the store with English muffins they weren't cut.
    wait, wasn't this a rant a couple weeks ago? We are apparently running out of things to rant about.
     
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    huh? What?
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    There was a certain poster here who last year admitted he was taking a bath and rather than get out and use a toilet he pissed in a beer can, during the course of said bath he grabbed the wrong beer can and took a sip of his piss.
     
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    More like it went full circle Bill commented on my rant that he has moved on the bagels, when he mentioned the perils of cutting a bagel I back referenced to english muffins.
     
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    Speaking of English; where the heck has Will-O been? I think his account might be deleted.
    Dude was usually good for a laugh.
     
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    A Florida man...
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    He had a great job and traveled the world, then he got a better job he has no time for us simpletons.
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    that woman should come with a shot of penicillin.
     
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    I was more worried that he either died from C-19 or got ethnically cleansed in South Africa.
     
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    no, but I did inadvertently take a spritz of buck piss binaca a couple weeks ago. Not sure which is worse.
     
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    You'd have some 'splaining to do, if you have that prescription filled...but oh to be young again.
     
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    But you did not do it while taking a bath? Who the hell takes a bath? I do not have a bathtub in either bathroom at home.
     
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    I would prefer something that is not high maintenance yet hot. that woman looks like a world class pain in the ass.
     
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    uh, no. Spraying down with what I thought was "scent killer."
     
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    Eye candy and fantasy <> relationship
     
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    Those are what we call “unicorns” , and are VERY few and far between.


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    Scissors!

    That is all...
     
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    good luck.

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