The rant thread...

I have offered friends a free first class airfare trip to Tampa to kayak fish with me, none can or will commit.

 

If I do not get a commitment by the end of the weekend ready to auction it off as a BHOD fundraiser for a worthy cause. Come to Florida kayak fish and drink with Sota. Housing transport covered all you have to do is drink and try to out fish me in the gulf.

 

Dear lord, I wish i could make this happen. I miss fishing the gulf so much and hanging with Sota...come on. Somebody has to make this happen.

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Drinking with Sota for a worthy cause

 

I bid " you buy all transportation fees, lodging,food and drinks and I " may think about it"?

Hell SotaPop, you n I wrastelling around on the beach may get some wimmin's fired up?

 

I do not think that what you stated is an option gated community we do not entertain dumbassery however if you were the highest bidder you would get first class treatment, I am nice until it is time to not be nice.

 

I didn't catch the phraseology the first time I read this. Never heard that one before. Going to have to borrow it. Would have been a good name for a punk band in the 80s.

The other version is in my Top 10 list of favorite derogatory terms. Flies out of my mouth uninhibited when I am driving or especially if I drop something small while tinkering and it bounces away from whatever I am doing. Wifey hates it. She says it makes me sound "uncouth" which is hilarious coming from a Puerto Rican Army vet former E-6 who thinks every person's first name is "A-hole" until she gets to know them.

 

You mention the "nice" thing often.
What do you do when you hit the "not nice" point?
Curious.

 

It's frustrating giving up the f word.

 

Can not explain the exact point it becomes the not nice point but I recognize a dumbass early and it is accelerated from there.

 

I do not suffer a fool.

 

Oh, I think mentally you suffer every day

 

A clown that has drank his own piss thinks I suffer? Guess ignorance is bliss

 

Holy hell, you could have worded this better....

 

Did not drink it Sota, give up your silly childish witch hunt looking for" likes"

I'm sure you wanna "slap the **** outta me" as you've stated so many times on this forum over the years, not me but about everybody you encounter on a day to day basis, so I'm just assuming

I have some nice sucker minnows I can bring you tomorrow in your nice little spot on the lake if you'de like? Earlier the better

 

A dogs panicked whimpers.

My dog is 13 1/2 and just came in the room whimpering bloody murder. I freaked out and immediately droppped down to the floor with him and scooped him into my arms. I was fearing the worst, then he pulled away and starts the "I want a treat bark", little **** got one but I'm cutting his next one in half.

I'll never be prepared for that moment.....

 

You do not belong

Tell you what you quit commenting on my posts and I will quit pointing out what an ignorant mouth breather you are.

 

Should there not be a period after the word belong?
Or a comma after the word what?

You being the supreme being here and all.

 

Stupid covid blowing up again, looks like Florida is a no go. I avoided covid for this long why tempt fate.

 

Went to the farm to hang a stand this morning, My chainsaw, pole saw, bypass loppers, and all the rigging to hang my stand is in my pos pickup with slow air leaks so it is parked at work. Frustrating.