I got it too! I sent her a message to tell her that I was home alone and horny and if she wants no strings attached sex to text xxx-xxx-xxxx. I also suggested she follow a link to my website to check out my naughty webcams.... She didn't respond to either message so I went ahead and sent her a limited time offer to purchase a months supply of viagra at half off. Still no response so I went all in and asked her if she wanted to take advantage of a great opportunity to make over $100,000 per year while working from home in her spare time, but she didn't even respond to that...
Ketchup is perfectly acceptable on a skirt steak as long as it is served in the cast iron skillet the steak was cooked in so that the ketchup can sizzle some and mix in with the grease.
Had a couple of my front teeth fall apart, got to the dentist today. Even though I have double coverage dental insurance 2 implants are going to cost me $1200 out of pocket. Damn mouth janitors. Asked me about the back molars that are cracked and broken, I grind my teeth in my sleep I am not spending thousands to replace those unless there is a warranty. Pretty sure I ground the hell out of my teeth last night after watching the game. I can always tell when I was grinding a lot right when I wake up, my ribs are sore from my wife elbowing me in the ribs.
Gotta love our tax dollars at work - I bet housekeeping was pissed when they found out they were going to have to clean a room full of wood chips and a weeks worth of turkey ****.
I am still crossing my fingers that Don Jr. makes the ceremony a little more exciting. I like to think he will be sitting against a tree on the south lawn with a 12 gauge locked and loaded with #4 shot. As soon as they let those turkeys loose just drop a few clucks and a purr on the slate call and maybe mix in a few gobbles if they're hens. Lure them away and dispatch them to the fryer. The folks on NBC/CNN would lose their ****.
Has to be California, then again they are very testy about pedestrians in the cross walk having the right of way in Florida.
The tradition would finally be entertaining and educational, far more valuable to our society than the stupid publicity stunt that it is.
