I will buy you a case of beer, your choice, if you can say the ingredients correctly out loud. After turkey, it's all downhill.. Had a girlfriend that made me breakfast once and it included turkey bacon. She said it tasted better than my grandpa's real bacon. We were over before the eggs were cold.
What a treat it was to visit eastern Montana in November, first it rained then it hailed and then the wind blew, cold wet miserable day.
Getting my salad today at a local joint that gets pretty busy. The young lady is helping and I am about check out. I am a bit in a hurry due to my son's game which is 1.5 hours away from my work. I want to get my stuff done and out at 4:00. So as I am checking out a guy comes and interrupts the lady as I am checking out. I said "Excuse me sir, she's in the middle of helping me" . The man replied "I work for the Department of Treasury and ..." Before he could I finished I replied "I don't give a **** who you work for". I have been looking for the black SUV's and Helos's all day to come get me, lol .
Thought about posting this in the meme thread, but it belongs here. Think of all the Yetti fan boys and girls who actually bought this. This is not a joke. $50 for a bottle opener. That’s all it is. It simply opens bottles of beer.
And if you went to college you can identify probably at least 10 different ways to open bottled beer, without an opener. As a business traveler, nearly every hotel is equipped with one of my favorites...
And when you thought it couldn't get more crazy...enter the vegans. https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/impossible-burgers-vegans-suing-burger-king-report And related bonus meme.
I can only imagine the only bigger pain in the ass would be an individual that is vegan and demands kosher food as well.
Doing my yearly trip to the airport to pick up my lifelong friend at the airport to go up to Wisconsin for deer camp. Sucks being that I have been out of the office the last 3 weeks for work I need to get back to work tomorrow. I will make the drive up from MSP to Iron River turn around and head home. Wish I could stay but I probably would drink too much, eat too much food, and talk too much ****.