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The rant thread...

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by buckeye, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. cls74

    cls74 Legendary Woodsman

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    I almost drowned on a whiskey, posting this in hopes one of you MF'ers atleast ruins a keyboard :lol:

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    also enjoying a whiskey (Woodford Reserve Rye to be exact) but sorry to disappoint no; not ruining a keyboard tonight.
     
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    Mod-it Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Thieves!
    Just found out that the next door neighbors had someone break into their house yesterday morning while they were at work. Took an AR and all the jewelry they could find. Weird part is he had his AR in his car in the unattached garage (yes incredibly stupid place to have left it). I would think tweekers looking for pawn shop loot would've just hit one or the other and took off...perhaps there were two of them and they split up and hit both places at the same time...?
    I feel it was someone they know or a friend of a friend that has been there before type of thing. My motion camera set up in the back of my place overlooks my parking spot and captures pics of rigs going through the alley as well, but of course it didn't get any pics that look like they might help identify who it was.
    Makes me happy that I have two very vocal dogs that are in the house while I'm gone, and I know the bigger one is aggressive towards anyone she doesn't know coming in when we aren't there.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I got lucky I was in Florida for 6 days left my keys in the ignition of my truck and $200 sitting in the cupholder, un touched.
     
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    jrk_indle84 Grizzled Veteran

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    Don't think I've taken keys out of any vehicle I've owned since turning 16. Maybe when in military, but here at home or where I grew up definitely never. Hell I don't even think the doors in house have been locked besides when put them in to make sure it worked.

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  7. opossumhunterNC

    opossumhunterNC Die Hard Bowhunter

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    When a customer comes into the office and announces that his pronoun is Ze...
     
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    axtell343 Grizzled Veteran

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    LOL! I wish I could’ve been there.
    “ attention everybody, ze/zir augaystus has entered the building!”


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    wl704 Legendary Woodsman

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    That's when you go full southern with em.

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    jrk_indle84 Grizzled Veteran

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    Wth is that? Im assuming some made up gender id?

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    While loading groceries into the car after voting a woman around my age stops me and says pointing to my I voted sticker, is that what the rigamarow up town was, voting? Yes mam . She then noticed my vote Republican bumper sticker. She gives me the stink eye and that up down look and then says,like she had dog ****e on her tongue, CONSERVATIVE?. Yes mam! then in disgust she turns and walks away. To which I said yep, A proud AMERICAN!
    Make me laugh!
     
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    opossumhunterNC Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Ze’s lucky it was a Friday. If he’da tried that **** on a Monday I would have gone out back and got the garden hose and sprayed his ass until he left. I’ve long thought all the nearby communities need to chip in and put a wall up around chapel hill to contain the snowflake disease and keep it from spreading but I’m starting to think it’s too late.
     
  13. mikey custom-g

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    Shoulda brought your bow and called me for some hog hunting.


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    Identity crisis in America by way of Obama.


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    charleshibner92 Weekend Warrior

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    Saturday morning, employee didn show yesterday, i couldnt get the work done due to meetings with clients so here i am headed to cut grass and im pissed. Id like to find some good help. Not sure what we gona do next weekend if this dufus isnt any more responsible would like to take the wife to c her father but if work dnt get done customers not happy. Ive fired a couple already and am a lil tired of this rat race


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    Having to go back into the office for 10 minutes of work at 8:30 on Friday night because someone didn’t send me an email or give me a 30 second phone call when I was in the office during the normal work day. Plan ahead and communicate better with end of fiscal year deadline at midnight last night.


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  18. Sota

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    It's too damn hot outside.
     
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    mikey custom-g Weekend Warrior

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    You forget wet too. But I’m here in the stand right now waiting on porky to make a mistake.


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    charleshibner92 Weekend Warrior

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    What if Obama had done this? Spose he would get the whole worlds recognition for it?


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