My rant for the day.. Being 44 years old and not having anything to rant about today. The drive into work was good, first two appointments were good and the wife called to thank me for just being me. So one can only assume that I am about to stand before a total $hitstorm and this is merely the quite before said storm or the universe has somehow aligned and shed some favor on me. Should probably go buy a lottery ticket or get to the stand.
Good rant there was a curling team tossed from a tournament for being too drunk to play, one of the guys was a gold medal winner. Let er buck fellas.
Watching the local denver morning news and they were reporting how nuts it was at the airport with traffic getting there and a half hour wait at security. I figured I better leave extra early. Drive to rental car return, no bad traffic, get on the shuttle and no problem or delay, no real line at ticketing. Security no real line. More media lies.
Another delay flight now delayed 2 hours and that will put me in Minneapolis right in time for peak traffic, I was really hoping for a nice tense 2 hour drive from the airport.
I might just move into the airport, thing about an airport it is acceptable to drink anytime of the day no made up noon or 5 o'clock rules. Yeah Jake it is going to be a **** show. I also asked my wife to go see the queen movie so I have that going for me when I get home. I should have bought some gummies here in Colorado.
wait, I thought those were some of those made up rules like no white after Labor Day or wait an hour after eating to swim. You mean it's real?
If you are in genteel company it's 5, redneck company it's noon but if you are a hunter, ANY time is drinking time!!
I have a saying I use quite often when faced with the decision to imbibe early. Don't you want to have fun?
I will say this when gutting or cutting up a deer no matter the time it is done a beer must be opened at all times during the process. I used to pull a joke on my hunting buddies. Kept a empty plastic windsor traveler, fill it with water and before you set off pull out the bottle and chug half of it, when you are done say lets hunt.
Just got a text another 1/2 hour delay, getting close to all the way mad, it is a plot against me. I was supposed to get home early afternoon take the wife out to dinner and a movie spend a relaxing evening, you know the post hunting season recovery saying I have not forgotten.
I am going to have to sign off, 3 doubles into my airport wait. Nobody wants to hear my drunken airport rants.
So I do have a rant the airport bar did not list Jameson on the drink menu 3 jack and gingers in I notice that they have Jameson as a well drink, Jameson as a well drink a cheap alternative?
