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The rant thread...

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by buckeye, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I am going to do my best to use rectal vault in a conversation today.:biggrin:
     
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    For those who are old enough to remember glass ketchup bottles...

    When you can't go, just get yourself a butter knife and start yourself like a ketchup bottle....LOL
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I decided to text the lad and tell him he can hunt, I was going to hunt the day after thanksgiving but let the lad hunt. I told him he needs to ozone treat his gear at a minimum and wear a harness,.
     
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    w33kender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    It's a ****** job, but somebody has to do it.

    I've shot the breeze over drinks with a couple doctors in my lifetime. They both had stories from residency that were horrendous. One had to help a guy who'd gotten a light bulb stuck in his "rectal vault." The other doctor had to remove a potato.

    One of those doctors told a story about a med school class where they were looking at patient x-rays and playing guessing games. As in "name the object" and "name the internal location."

    The one that stumped the entire class was a snuff can in a woman's bladder.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I wondered where I lost that tin of skoal.
     
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    Longdraw Weekend Warrior

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    The struggle is real:
    Washing the hunting gear, trying to keep household scent away.
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    The Mrs. making salmon and fried shrimp for dinner AND pumpkin bread in the oven.

    I’m a lucky man!

    Safe hunts Y’all.
     
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    How long before he was walking again?

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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    I think with a boot appx. 4-5 weeks? Something like that. I'd ask him but he's in Southern IL @ deer camp. Doesn't take his work phone and I don't have his personal#.
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    AKA "prison wallet"
     
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    WillO Die Hard Bowhunter

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    December 14th every year will now be Prison Wallet day on BH.com, remembering all those brave enough and determined enough to get that much desired contraband the only way they can. Brave souls, brave souls all.

    Founders: WillO and DNoodles
     
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    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    November. Don't cheat me out of a month of hunting!
     
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    Public Service Announcement - Dear Parents you can not fix or help your kid during the game. So please just sit and enjoy the game. If you want to help dig your face out of your phone and go work with the the kid on the sport. Yes I did work with my kid, and I did give up things I like to do. That's why you see me sitting there quietly and enjoying the game;) . Thank you
     
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    I miss those days coaching a kid that is not physically or mentally gifted and his parent is coaching from the bleachers telling the kid to shoot and even the kid knows they have zero chance of making the shot. So glad I never coached soccer.
     
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    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    You should have ref soccer:whip:
     
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    Yeah if I get sentenced to serve.
     
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    We had a a guy "prison wallet" a small pistol a few year ago...walked right into jail with it.

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    w33kender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    People are wrong. Good god, man.
     
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    WillO Die Hard Bowhunter

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    The fact he could even move at all with a gun crammed in his sh1t cave is impressive. Definitely wasn’t his first rodeo.
     
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    Moms can be evil at times. Me back in grade school.

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    Tiger vs Phil golf round was made PPV. Going to be a lot of people that don't even know about it, let alone buy it.

    $30 for 4K, 20 for HD
     
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