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  1. Germ

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    Had to drop off paper at UofM today and this is what walks passed me, lol . Yep that's a goat.
     
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    To market, to market to buy a fat pig;
    Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.
    To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;
    Home again, home again, jiggety-jog.

    To market, to market, to buy a plum cake;
    Home again, home again, market is late.
    To market, to market, to buy a plum bun;
    Home again, home again, market is done.

    To market, to market, a gallop a trot,
    To buy some meat to put in the pot;
    Three pence a quarter, a groat a side,
    If it hadn’t been killed it must have died
     
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    On her way to goat yoga? I mean, that homemade patch coat screams "talk to me about aligning your chakra kahn"..
     
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  5. Germ

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    That was a dude, I think
     
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    >censored<
     
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    Bless his little heart.. that's western Oklahoman for what @wl704 wanted to say.
     
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    Still not as bad as the woman that brought a squirrel on a plane as a service animal.
     
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    w33kender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Germ's U of M goat traveler reminds me of the joke about MacGivney the Scot.

    MacGivney was in the pub, having a brew, feeling really down, looking glum. The bartender asked him what's wrong. He pointed out the window and said, "Ya see that bridge? I built it with me own hands, carved every stone. But do they call me MacGivney the bridge builder? No."

    Then he said, "And that fine brick home down the way around the bend? I built it. Me, with me own hands. I'm a stone mason. But do they call me MacGivney the stone mason, the bridge builder, the house maker? No."

    Then MacGivney said, "But you hump one goat..."
     
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  10. CoveyMaster

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    WTF?
    Why would you stop with one goat, you already got the reputation....
     
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    I liked the one that tried to bring a peacock aboard...
     
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    Monogamy
     
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    That dude loved the funny sticks too, I about passed out on whiff when he walked by, lol
     
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    Sure that wasn't the goat, unneutered males stink to high heaven?
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Good Lord...I'm sure there's some correlation to the Theory of the Broken Window here.
     
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    Minnesota crop harvest 2018.

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    No kidding the paddock is a slop hole I live in sand country it is never sloppy. Have to wear the mucking boots to do morning chores throwing a bale of hay in the stock tanks for the horses. I have ponds in my driveway sitting on the $1500 I spent on recycled class 5 delivered this summer.:(
     
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    To piggy back Jake's. Awful harvest weather so far.

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    So tomorrow starts a 5 day trip to deer camp. SiL and BiL stop in this AM from out of state and bring their rugrats. First time we've seen them since last Christmas, I'm glad to see them. Then, I see that not one but both of the little bastards have green crust around their noses and are sniffling...

    Guess who's already got a runny nose as I'm typing this? Chugging Airborne and Zicam with Bulleitt chasers as I'm packing...

    :rant:
     
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    You know that cold is going to take a week to go away if you take something for it and 7 days if you do nothing
     
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