Or the never ending list of side effects they have to announce when marketing drugs. They should be able to say "Hey, of you take this anything could happen." Its just irritating to listen to them rifle off side effects for 2 minutes ( half of which are worse than what the drug is supposed to treat)
LOL. I'm pretty sure I could get you away from the crab legs if I point off to distant point of the buffet and said, "Hey, there's free beer over there!". .....snicker....
I'd actually like to get some of those stick figure decals. Have one for me, one for K, one for the dog and then 130 stick-chickens. heh heh heh
Lazy people who never put their shopping cart away in the cart corral, but rather leave it in the middle of the parklng lot either taking up a parking space, or blowing across the lot until it smashes into someone's car. Or sometimes they go far enough to jam it up on one of the islands somewhere. Seriously? You're that lazy that you can't walk 50 feet to put the damn cart away? Every time I see people doing this I give them a piece of my mind. Smokers who flick their cigarette butts out the car window. As if smoking isn't disgusting enough on it's own, you have to throw your garbage out on the road when you're done with it? I'd like to punch these people right in the mouth.
When my family watches Honey boo boo, or dance moms,,,,,,Yeah, retreat to the man cave! Some TV shows ought to be banned!
This one really ****** me off too. They dont like it when you tell them maybe they should have bought a calculator!
Today's rant: No, MFer, you cannot set up your goddamn tent in my yard for the Mardi Gras parade! WTF?
Went to Home Depot to get some paint yesterday. Handed the guy the card and told him the finish I wanted. He looked at me like a deer caught in headlights and said I can't do that, I only know how to shake the cans!?!?! Huh? Dude... you work in the paint department. You hoping everyone is going to buy ceiling paint off the shelf today?
For that matter Lowes and Home Depot in general. Why is it when you talk to "an associate" you always end up educating them about products or their job and not vise versa?
