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The rant thread...

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by buckeye, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. dnoodles

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    First world problems...
     
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    I would have had no problem if we went that way with the one sister. She does a super job, is very trustworthy and wants it to be fair for all of us. I would pick her in a heart beat. The other 3 just don't trust anyone because they only think about themselves. It's been that way for most of our adult lives. Mom warned me it would be a battle with the 3. I get along with all of them so that is helping but probably sooner than later... the sh!t show will began. I really hope not. I really enjoyed spending time with them and reliving the past. I've gotten to spend more time with them in the last 3 months then in the last 30 years. It will suck if it ends badly.
     
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    What ?? The same methods I mentioned would apply to getting rid of Politicians with the least amount of stink. If you like... Blanket party and get rid of them so they can't ruin the country anymore. You gotta think outside the box and be a problem solver. Not just talk about it. Common on Man !!
     
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    But unlike Hunter... we are not allowed to have hookers in the combine. Crazy I know and a perfectly good waste of auto-steer.
     
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    What kind of beverages are allowed?

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    what about in your ice shanty?

     
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    The boss was a fan of rum and coke. After he passed away and his son took over. He will have a couple beers. This guy sticks to his mt dew. Enough caffeine in it to keep me awake on late nights. Plus I don't ever want to have to explain how their 500,000 dollar machine ended up stuck in a slough in the neighbor's corn field, took out a high line pole that jumped out in front of me or the hooker grabbed the wrong joy stick.
     
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    If prostitution was a problem, I would not worry about the little ice shanty on the ice. I would concentrate my efforts on the guy's parking their big $40 -60 grand ice castles on the ice like they do here. Follow the money = prostitution.

    Seriously I wouldn't want to be the guy sitting next to that idiot. I could not keep a straight face nor not blurt out... you are an idiot.
     
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    Was a crappy winter and it will not give up. This coming week is going to be a repeat of the last 3 weeks weather, rain and snow. Just sucks.
     
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    opossumhunterNC Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I get it now… you’re not using the traps because you wanna save the little bastards life… you just wanna make him stay put so that you can administer a lethal dose of lead poisoning at a time and place that’s convenient for you.

    The whole bed sheet thing still sounds risky… If one ever does decide to spray I imagine that the wife is going to be pissed as hell that the linens smell like skunk. I’d just them right there on the spot while they’re still in the trap. That’s how I deal with all the squirrels I catch in my squirrelinator. I have a little suppressed 22 pistol that’s the perfect tool for the job because 22lr is such a low powered round when you shoot it out of a 4” barrel that when one of your shots inevitably hits the wire cage it doesn’t even break the wire, just bends it a little bit and knocks the paint off.
     
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    Do not judge how another man deals with vermin. I used to live trap raccoons and release them in town so they could appreciate the wild animals like we did out in the country when they dropped off cats and dogs.
     
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    A state government trapper told me that trick since he did a lot of nuisance trapping in residential areas. The bed sheet I use stays in the garage. The wife said to keep it, she didn't want it back.
     
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    Hahahaha… never mess with a man who knows how to pick locks and trap critters… hiding a live coon in a dishwasher is a great way to send a message
     
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    Million dollar ideas that can go nowhere because they are never allowed to happen.

    I've had many I think would be legitimate if I had the means and know how to make them reality.

    First was a charging dock on the side of the TV for the remote. Never lose or have batteries die on your remote again.

    Second actually occures but never lasted. Button on the TV to press nd remote would starr beeping. Can't remember which manufacturer inplemented it, but remember a commercial where biggfot was hiding behind curtains when the remote started beeping and an arm reached out from behind with remote in hand.

    Newest....

    An indoor garbage can that takes 2 AA's that power a vacuum pump that sucks the air out and seats a garbage bag to the can's interior.
     
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    Freaking rabbit in the back yard, now I have to go out and chase it around until it finds its way out so I can block its way in.

    14 year and 11 month old dog won't let age dictate his inability to chase vermin anymore.
     
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    Little effer was young and dumb, did remember its way in though.

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    Why is the snow red in Mud Lake Idaho. Google it.
     
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    I'm more interested in how a 3" head can squeeze through an inch and a half gap under a fence.
     
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