Please note that I don't have any animosity towards the Saints but I did think this was pretty funny. The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game 1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1 2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1 3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1 4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1 5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3 6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5 7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds. 8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman” 9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1 10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer 11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1 12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor 13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1 14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1 15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1 16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2 17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans. 18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bull****!” 19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10. 21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1. 22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams. 23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face Other Rules not involving the Saints: 1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1 2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1 3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1
After just reading and thinking about the first 5 of these I was getting drunk. If you were to abide by all those, you would be dead by the end of the night. By the way, GO COLTS BLUE DAT
Add one: Everytime someone next to you dies of Alcohol poisoning, Drink his/her remaining drink. This sounds more like a cover for a suicide pact... Beat me by SECONDS Dave....
I plan on attending a double kegger for the football festivities on Sunday, and I think I could just about finish both of them off by myself if I followed those guidelines.
Ohhh please. I killed half of a half keg in one night. Technically, it could have been more or less than half, but there was only two of us drinking beer, and we kept up with each other until it was gone... 6pm to sometime after sunrise... I will never do that again... I can't stand the smell of the tap anymore... Do yourself a favor, clean the tap if it is a rental.. they aren't always cleaned inside. (Mold, fungus, bacteria, etc... not good stuff) Bleach water...
This is why I won't even watch this game. I just got over the stomach flu and I'm not sure if I could handle all this talk about the Saints and Colts.
That's all??? Two kegs? We can kill that before the pregame starts. But I have to work part of the night so I'll have to behave.
