Sittin’ in an oak tree Watchin’ the risin’ sun Wishin’ there was a buck here To make this much more fun. Sittin’ in this oak tree Rattlin’ at what I can’t see Wishin’ I hadn’t drank so much Lord I got to pee. Standing in the oak tree Starting to do that dance One coffee and then that mountain dew I’m gonna pee my pants. Sittin’ in the tree stand Riding the wind is getting old Every time the breeze blows My crotch gets really cold! Sitting in the oak tree Wantin’ to see a buck Now I’m getting freezing rain Ain’t that my freaking luck! Gruntin’ in an oak tree Throwing in a bleat or two These deer are not cooperating What’s a guy to do? Sittin’ in the oak tree All the freaking day First deer that walks by now I’m going to make that sucker pay! Gettin’ out of the oak tree Walking to my truck There across the road from me Is a big ole dandy buck. Sittin’ in the bar now Drinking my sixth beer Swearin’ at that oak tree Swearin’ at the deer. Boy, I can’t wait for tomorrow, things will be different then. After Schultzy left this morning, wrote this and now, I'm going to take a nap so I can hunt this afternoon.
