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Text from my wife last night

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  1. Hooker

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    "OMG I just kissed Edward!!"

    And by Edward she means this guy:

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    Chances my wife gives birth to a twinkling vampire in 9 months?
     
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  3. Vito

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    Strong, to quite strong.
     
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  4. Hooker

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    Oh it gets worse.

    She saw him at the bar in the hotel she is staying at in NYC. And he is on her "list".
     
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  5. Vito

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    Really? What are the chances? No one ever actually meets someone on the list. Talk about your all time backfires.
     
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    So your wife is a fangbanger? Awesome!

    Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk
     
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  7. Hooker

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    Yeah exactly

    Why couldn't she have met Ryan Gosling? Now that I could understand. I mean, he is just so dreamy.

    But some emo, twinkling vampire? Dammit.
     
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  8. Vito

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    The good news is, he probably doesn't like chicks.
     
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  9. MadMan

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    Really! :poke:
     
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  10. Hooker

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    Yes really

    It's time for me to go "accidentally" bump in to Jessica Alba. Hopefully she won't notice the rag till it's too late.
     
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    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    If you get to "bump" into Jessica Alba I think the overall pros outweight the cons. :)



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    God that looks like fun. :o
     
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    Sure does!!
     
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    Man, she is my list. Literally, she's the only one that's on it. Don't worry about the edward thing... word on the street (and tmz) is that he hasn't showered in 3 years, and smells accordingly.
     
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