Ted Cruz cooks bacon in "Merca"

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  1. DIY_guy

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    Still stupid, just an attempt to gain attention.
     
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    Correct. If you can't wow them with your abilities for the office you seek, try to impress them with a side show act. Next he will be spinning plates on a stick while walking a tight rope.

    Still a far cry better than the complete fool in the oval office today though.
     
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    I knew something smelled Rancid....
     
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    Showed his cards way too early. :D
     
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    Dang wish I had asked him for some baiting tips.:busted:
     
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    Stupid!


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    No votes gained from this family
     
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    Is it me or does he not know how to hold that gun? There seems to be a lot of movement around the shoulder area.

    For some here, he's your guy, LMAO
     
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    seriously? that would make sense if true
     
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    Hahahaha, I loved it :tu:


    I didn't realize this site was loaded with liberal sissy boys......:rolleyes: You guys do actually hunt right??? :confused:
     
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    Let me guess a Nugent fan?
     
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    You're NOT?!?!?!?!
     
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    I am not a fan, Ted is not my spokesman.
     
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    No, I am not a fan of Nugent either.




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    It was just meant as a little off humor...seriously, geeze. Pretty weird to criticize him so strongly for that when the rest of the candidates would be scared to death to even touch a gun on camera, much less off camera, let alone defend the 2nd.

    Trumps hair would literally dance before it fell off.
     
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    Indeed Covey.......Indeed :tu:
     
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    Did he eat the bacon ?
     
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    I'm not real sure who that was supposed to appeal to. I mean no gun lover would ever think about putting bacon on their barrel. No bacon lover would ever waste their bacon by putting it on a gun barrel and getting gun oil on it. I guess I just don't get the point.
     
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    Silly Canadian that's not how you cook bacon.
     
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    I am not criticize him, I just think he's worth the same as the sweat on my balls.




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