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Team 18's advise to become the best.

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  1. selfbros

    selfbros Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Now, we understand that not everyone can be as impressive as Team 18; however, we have put together some general guidelines to assist you in training to become almost as remarkable as Team 18.


    Start with deciding a series of philosophies, morals, ideas and food with which you can actually live by. You will need to know about the history of ninja, so you can read some stories about ninja online or read the book “Massaaki Hatsumi book: Secrets from the Ninja Grandmaster. This book will explain you in detail that you must not get fooled by the phony ninja masters that are present today.

    Now you will have to learn how to move stealthily and the best thing for this will be the tabi boots. In these boots, you can try to roll your feet from toe to heel. You will have to become adept at social and physical silence and invisibility. Always keep in mind that you must never stand out in the tree or deer will start noticing you.

    The most important thing will be knowing how to escape. No matter what you are doing or where you are, you must know how to get out of a situation quickly and anonymously. This is the most critical skills for ninja, especially when you are deer hunting. When you are on a hunt then you must know all the potential exits, and must have various plans to create diversions if some problems occur. When you are escaping, make sure that you do not leave any evidence behind.

    You will have to learn to control deer by manipulating events not with force, but with actions and mock scrapes. As a modern ninja, you will have to obtain your goal without getting into any kind of violence. Start using the desires of deer, their wants and needs against them. Deer will always want food, security, water and pride and for satisfying these needs they can do anything. This will be the key ability in most of the hunts.

    Start feeding your mind. Ninjas are known as the most knowledgeable hunters. Always keep in mind that with knowledge you will get immense power and this will help you in becoming resourceful.

    Master the skill of self-control and to master this art you will have to remove the emotions from the decision-making. Engage in logical thinking; it does not matter what the situation is and start making tactical decisions. You must start applying this to everyday life and it will help you a lot. If you are unable to master yourself, then you cannot master deer.

    Last but not the least you will have to practice ninjutsu, but privately and in secrecy. One can never master the art of spying if you cannot keep your identity a secret from those around you.

    Keep in mind that you must never publicize that you are a ninja. A ninja should function like a spy, which means that you must never reveal that you are an aspiring ninja or no one will trust you. Always remember that you must not dress like a stereotypical ninja unless you have to go on a deer hunt that day. The main idea of the ninja outfit is that no one should be able to see you.

    If you need advise please visit us at www.eatabooner.com or call us at 1-800-eat-A-boo. ext-ner!

    Team 18
    Got Booners.
     
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    Fitz Legendary Woodsman

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    Just tweked a bit....






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    Hunteropel Weekend Warrior

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    selfbros Die Hard Bowhunter

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    This is very serious stuff people.
     
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    rockinchair Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Team 22s advice to Team 18: spell advice correctly:busted::tu:
     
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    Team 22 read Team 9's Mind :tu:
     
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    Pike OH Weekend Warrior

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    Team 14 FTW
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    Selfbros practicing his "ninja skills"


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    That looked too long & boring to read, so I didn't.
     
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    All you :hater:'s are just jealous because you have to take Viagra to get Booners and we always has them:nana:
     
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    selfbros Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Well put brother of the Booners.
     
  12. michael_pearce

    michael_pearce Grizzled Veteran

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    I think I can speak for most other teams on this one,
    thanks for spending more time online then on the stand your really gonna put those points up that way ROTFLMAO
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    selfbros Die Hard Bowhunter

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    You will all see the way of the Ninja come October 1st.
     
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    NINJAS
    i love turtle soup yummmmmmmmie lmao
     
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    selfbros Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Keep practicing, Michael, and someday you will choke that chicken.
     

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