Strange Neighbors........

I pull my pants down to pee.

 

Great. next you will be telling us you squat also

 

Indecent exposer with kids in the neighborhood will raise some eyebrows with the police. How does it go you can pick your friends but not the neighbors

 

We used to have a neighbor who was a big pothead but harmless as a fly. One night my dad got out of our hottub to take a piss in our backyard and someone started yelling, "Whoa! Whoa! Lookout I'm laying down here!" It was the neighbor laying in our lawn.

My dad asked him what he was doing and he said, "Just soaking up the stars, man."

 

please tell us his name was Spicoli

 

I've had pretty good neighbors over the years until our new house that we built and moved into about 3 years ago... I've got what I would consider 6 or so neighbors and we don't wave or even acknowledge 3 of them... They are just weird... Nothing quite like your story though...

 

I'd have a serious problem if my neighbor did that Matt. I have a wife and kids and I promise you, that kind of behavior would not last that long if I found out about it.

 

Growing up in Arizona, my family had some sort of satanic cult living behind us. They were OK people, but the bonfire rituals, hooded robes and animal sacrifices were a bit extreme. My dad also pulled a gun on the guy next door, a couple times, for creeping in our windows.

Now, I just get weird looks when I walk out of the apartment with a bow or gun. All my Indian (India not Native American) neighbors don't know what to think...

 

"Can't stop once you start, it STINGS!"

And… Welcome to IL, the hell hole of america. Make sure your bow is in a case so it doesn't accidentally go off too :D

 

My neighbor is in prison for raping his sons girlfriend, so there's that

But they know better than to try anything at our place. I have at least a monthly routine of catching an opossum in the garage in a trash cam, taking it into the yard and shooting it with a 12 ga or my 45 by the truck lights

 

Dots not feathers

 

That's what I was thinking, but I tried to be PC for once.

 

Dude thats unreal, maby the guy has tramatized the neighborhood so bad they dont know who to trust hence the non waves! Ask the cool neighbor what gives with the mad pisser, maby has mental problems or such! I loved when I moved into my place, zippo on neighbors, I was a front yard pee'er myself when no one was home! I have since aquired a couple new homes across the street and hate it. I have to wait till dark before marking my spot in front yard!

 

Until you get old,,,,you might think your done but really not WELL at least thats what my co workers tell me they have

 

In the driveway:what:

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had a neighbor that wasn't very .... "handy" .... always came over to ask how to do stuff or barrow tools equipment etc... he used the air compressor to literally Blow up floaty toys for the lake .. BIG BOOM !! it was awesome!... ..

 

I have pretty good relationships with my neighbors around me. The one directly to my left used to yell at me a lot when i was younger and hit/lost a ball over in her backyard but unfortunately she has MS and she rarely comes outside so I take care of her house.

 

Your left or my left??

 

I had a neighbor duct tape mag lites to his mower and start cuttin his grass at 3am. When I confronted him on it he said "Check it out man you gotta cut the grass why its sleepin". Let's just say that ain't gonna happen again.