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Speaking of urine...

Discussion in 'Bowhunting Talk' started by Gr8atta2d, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. Gr8atta2d

    Gr8atta2d Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I've had this debate with 2 local distributers of deer sceents. 1 is nationally known the other is a local (West Virginia) Specialty type scent distributer on a less than national scale.

    How is Dominant Buck lure, different from the urine of say a 1.5 year old buck? Most things I've read is urine is urine. Heck we've already discussed our own urine and the deer not being able to differentiate a coffee Pi$$ from the local deer urine.

    Of course the Scent guys say it's just different. Well being somewhat analytical, I want more evidence.
     
  2. GABowhunter

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    Wouldn't a mature buck's urine have more testosterone in it? I would think I have more running through my body then my 9 year old son.
     
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    I think it is just a sales gimmick. They bottle piss, but it will sell better with a DOMINANT BUCK LURE label than say the same piss in a BUCK PISS label.
     
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    are you more mature than a 17 year-old? Who do you think has a higher test count???
     
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    Exactly.

    Remember the old test done in Bowhunting Magazine where they made scrapes with buck, human, doe urine and new car smell.

    The scrapes with human and the ones with buck were visited the most and equally as frequent.

    The scrapes with doe and the ones with new car smell where visited equally but less frequent then those with either buck or human urine.
     
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    A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."
    "Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."
    The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine down to the drugstore. Finding the machine, he poured in the urine and deposited $10. The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was printed:

    You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.

    That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he did his thing into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it in the machine and deposited $10. The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:

    Your tap water has lead. Get a filter.
    Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins.
    Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab.
    Your wife is pregnant. It's not your baby. Get a lawyer.
    And if you don't stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.
     
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::D
     

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