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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Vito, Oct 27, 2010.

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  1. iHunt

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    haha! Classic!
     
    iHunt, Oct 27, 2010
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  3. racewayking

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    I had the same issue back in 1991 after a day of paintball and it is no fun:(
     
    racewayking, Oct 27, 2010
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  4. SevenMag

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    probably cuts in on the fappin time a bit... and i'm fairly certain wifey aint gonna wanna touch that dirty stick either
     
    SevenMag, Oct 27, 2010
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  5. Vito

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    Yeah I referenced that in another thread. Her response to finding out where the poison ivy had spread was, "Ugh, stay away from me with that thing."

    At least she won't have any "headaches" the next few days.
     
    Vito, Oct 27, 2010
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  6. fletch920

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    Tell her you need to soak it in cider.
     
    fletch920, Oct 27, 2010
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  7. SevenMag

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    :evilgrin::evilgrin:

    hahahahaha
     
    SevenMag, Oct 27, 2010
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  8. rednas5

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    You sure that's poison ivy buddy? Sounds to me like you got with a BURNER from a Grand Valley girl!
     
    rednas5, Oct 27, 2010
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    Vito

    Sorry for your pain but thanks for the laugh. You have some of the best/funny threads, posts or come backs that I've seen in a long time. And no we don't want to see a picture !!!! :)
     
    TJF, Oct 27, 2010
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  10. dmen

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    i just joined the poison ivy on the dong club, and it is miserable. i had my doctor call in the steroid medcine already.Just got back from a 10 day trip, and my wife won't come near me, as usual i am the only one to relieve the itch.
     
    dmen, Nov 7, 2010
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  11. Finch

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    She still won't come near you with your dong on roids? Thats sad. :whip: :D
     
    Finch, Nov 7, 2010
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    Sounds painful. Hope it clears up.

    But....paintball??????

    LOL.....
     
    GMMAT, Nov 8, 2010
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    I am so glad it was you and not me:)
     
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  14. Christine

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    I love that everytime someone posts on this thread I get an email notification titled "Speaking of dongs..."

    Makes me giggle as I scroll through the notifications on my blackberry.
     
    Christine, Nov 9, 2010
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  15. Vito

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    With your luck, its only a matter of time.

    I'm hoping the notification shows the updated title. :)
     
    Vito, Nov 9, 2010
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  16. dmen

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    I wish I weren't the one replying to the thread. The steroids the docs prescribed me have helped lessen the swelling. Nothing like hearing your wife say," it looks smaller."
     
    dmen, Nov 9, 2010
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  17. Christine

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    Sorry to hear about the shrinkage.

    The email notification title hasn't changed.

    ..snicker...
     
    Christine, Nov 9, 2010
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    It amazes me the pre****aments guys get in to.
     
    4aces, Nov 9, 2010
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  19. bloodcrick

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    Hey look on the bright side :D now you can give it a name like Rough Rider or Frankinstien, Or The Bumpy Bannana :nana:
     
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  20. Live2Draw

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    Hand-ball is not teh same as paintball....:busted:
     
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  21. ICALL2MUCH

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    No offense, but this is fricking hilarious.
     
    ICALL2MUCH, Nov 10, 2010
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