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  1. Vito

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    Speaking of dongs...updated with pics

    Mine has poison ivy on it. Also have it on the inside of my elbow (this seems to be the most annoying spot) on my neck, ear, and thigh. I have never had poison ivy during bow season, and now I've had twice in the first month. This season has not gone well.

    Got some steroids from the doc today. Going to have to wait for this to clear up before I get back to cell phone donging. I don't want anyone to mistake it for herpes.
     
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    Thats what happens when you are out "jerking your gherkin" with poision ivy all over your hands :busted:

    *Quote credited to Joe Dirt*
     
  3. Christine

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    kidding! KIDDING!!!


    I got a bunch of chigger bites from my second bowhunting outing. On my boobs of all places. Probably not near as annoying as poison ivy dong... but still irritating.

    :D
     
  4. Justin

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    Full moon made for some slow sits this weekend, eh?

    Sorry about your "problem", even though I did laugh a bit.
     
  5. Vito

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    Hey man, I'm married with two young kids. I ain't going to let a little poison ivy stop me from handling my business.

    Somehow, I knew this thread was going to head in this direction.

    The only good part about having poison ivy dong, I get to pee with no hands! Its like being 4 years old all over again. Just let 'er rip. Doesn't matter where it goes as long as it doesn't get on your pants and shoes.
     
  6. Rick James

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    ROFL..........sorry to hear but you definitely just made my morning.
     
  7. virginiashadow

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    DONG with poison ivy leaking off it sounds awesome!
     
  8. littleshooter

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    that is hysterical...sorry bout your itch, but thank you for the laughs!
     
  9. Schultzy

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    LMAO Christine!!! Wouldn't expect anything else coming from you. ;)

    Good luck with the Itch Matt.
     
  10. Hoyt 'N' It

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    dong itch doesn't sound like fun matt, good luck with that! next time stay away from the poison ivy!
     
  11. isaiah

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    had it same spots like you but worse one summer welding in D.C. last day on the job was picking up a bunch of brush that we had to cut back in order to get to the fence/gate that need to be welded and BAM!

    when home to shower and didnt think of it, well the hot water busted all the blisters as i scrubbed, not a good idea. so bad i got my own three seats on the plane ride back home to Mpls. and got to miss a week's worth of two-a-days!

    start downing those roids 9-7-5-3-2-1 or something like that. they help!!!! only thing that did, but still left some nasty scars.oh and change your bed sheets each day too, that'll help
     
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    I've heard of people washing the affected area with Lava soap and then following up with a bleach solution. Let us know how that works for ya. ;)
     
  13. Schultzy

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    Techno works good too.
     
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    There is a report that someone's dong that was text messaged had a tattoo....
     
  15. Vito

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    That would definitely hurt worse than poison ivy.
     
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    NOT if the tattoo was applied by a busty reporter after imbibing some alcohol, with the understanding that future physical actions would occur as a result of said tattoo....
     
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    kidding! KIDDING!!!

    :rock:
     
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    I feel the pain vito. I got sumac early in the season went to check a trail cam in shorts and got it all over my ankles and spread to my stomach then behind my left ear. Had to get a shot!
     
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    I just tell people I have it when they catch me with my hand in my pocket and this look on my face. :eek:
     
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    Please Lord, take the pain and leave the swelling.....
     

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