I thought you were originally from Ill? Other than that......... Who gives a ****? Would you rather he takes a horrible dump and over powers you with that? If it bothers you that much, train yourself to go at another more private time. I'm sure there there are more substancial thing to frett about. Starting to lose points off your man card.
My question: Why get bent just because someone decides to use a toilet instead of a urinal? Do you get stage fright if someone is in the stall next to you? Actually, you're lucky the guy didn't turn his whole body in the direction of your voice and whiz on your shoes. hehehe
This is an easy one to answer. Northern folks have larger Johnsons than those “slight” folks in the south and due to modesty, they don’t wish to make others feel “inadequate”. I think its well established that southerners are bathroom “tool gazers” so for modesty sake and in an effort not to harm the self image of Southerners, Northerners may opt for the toilet over the urinal. The other more likely answer is that due to the issues of our huge manhoods, and the fact that a urinal and the water in it is much higher (closer to our junk) than a toilet and we don’t like droping it in the cold water should our grip slip. The last reason is to keep our shoes dry. Because of the lack of dividers between urinals, we find that if a southerner should show up at the urinal after we have already started (and because they are known tool gazers) As soon as they lay eyes on our considerable manhood they turn towards us rapidly to get a better look and pee on our shoes. Its just easier to avoid all these hassles by unleashing our enormous appendages in a more private setting.
Here we have a story of a typical Northerner (this guy is from New York) and the challenges we Northerners face daily for having such large manhoods. It’s a blessing and a curse for us. http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/07/17/man-claims-worlds-largest-penis-got-him-frisked-at-sfo/ I recall reading a study online not long ago how men in the south are the most likely to undergo cosmetic surgery to enlarge their manhoods. The procedure is called “A northerner” and for good reason.
You are correct that I am originally from IL., but the southern part of the state is far from the nothern part of the state in how people act and behave. Besides, I've been gone awhile and have grown accustom to the southern way of life. The life that Hooker and others live daily. Back to the original point.....this is something to fret about. Would you not get upset if there is always at least 2 other toilets and all urinals open and people still insist on going right next to you? Where I come from that is just plain weird. My only option is to build a privite bathroom off of the side of my office. I doubt the funding will get approved, but I may just take it upon myself to build one. Of course I would get a grievence filed on my by the U.A.W. because I would be doing the work of a carpenter, millwright, and pipe fitter.
I've lived up North for 38 yrs and have never noticed this? Maybe it is a tad ignorant to make generalizations of the entire Northern part of the country based on your personal experiences at work?
Are you getting splashed on? Otherwise i don't get the issue. I personally hate using the urinal because your pee always splashes back on you. Oh and the water is to cold Sent from my LG-E739 using Tapatalk 2
Its true. I've been to southern IL a few times, and saw more confederate flags than anywhere I've been in the real south. Its also a little strange that the gas stations have porno mags near the cashier. Southern IL loves their confederate flags and porno mags.
^^^pretty much sums it up. Unless you were tapping your foot...then you are just asking for it. Honestly I kind of laugh when someone goes in the stall next to me when I'm dropping a deuce. If they want to wallow in haze of my feces, then have at it!
I think its worse when you in there and all of the sudden some guy runs in slams the door and then all you hear is him grunting, blasting gas, splashing water and then have to smell his business until you can get the hell out of there
The water is always cold in those urnals. In a stall it's low enough that things don't drag in the water.
So the next time someone does this, just go take a dump in the urinal and tell him that you thought it was opposite day since he was taking a wiz in the toilet...
Thats why I said this. This is an easy one to answer. Northern folks have larger Johnsons than those “slight” folks in the south and due to modesty, they don’t wish to make others feel “inadequate”. I think its well established that southerners are bathroom “tool gazers” so for modesty sake and in an effort not to harm the self image of Southerners, Northerners may opt for the toilet over the urinal. The other more likely answer is that due to the issues of our huge manhoods, and the fact that a urinal and the water in it is much higher (closer to our junk) than a toilet and we don’t like droping it in the cold water should our grip slip. The last reason is to keep our shoes dry. Because of the lack of dividers between urinals, we find that if a southerner should show up at the urinal after we have already started (and because they are known tool gazers) As soon as they lay eyes on our considerable manhood they turn towards us rapidly to get a better look and pee on our shoes. Its just easier to avoid all these hassles by unleashing our enormous appendages in a more private setting. I recall reading a study online not long ago how men in the south are the most likely to undergo cosmetic surgery to enlarge their manhoods. The procedure is called “A northerner” and for good reason.
