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  1. 2 Lunger

    2 Lunger Weekend Warrior

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    This has been irritating me for weeks now. I use the same toliet at approximately 7:15 every morning. The same darn one. This bathroom has 4 toliet stalls and 6 urinals. It never fails that every morning while I'm trying to take care of my business someone will walk into the stall next to me and take a leak. Why on earth would you not use the 6 empty urinals on the opposite wall? I finally snapped this morning. I finally said out loud, " Why don't you use the urinal?" I got no response. As I set there I noticed that this has been going on more than just this location. In fact, I have seen it a common practice since moving back north. Is this a new fad up here? Are people from the north not trained on proper bathroom etiquette? Are they inferior to southern men and are scared someone is going to see them pee? There has to be something going on as it is too common up here.

    Rant over.
     
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    Thought you were moving to Tomahawk WI?
     
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    The only conclusion that I can make from this is southern men like to look at each others' penises.
     
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    ^ this.
     
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    I passed. Had a better offer in the Chicagoland that got me closer to family.
     
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    Is the fear so big that you all have to chose to use the toliet instead of the urinal in a public bathroom? It's just insane if you ask me.
     
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    K uses the stall so as to not deflate other men's egos.

    ;)
     
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    If he's older he might be a leaker, which means you have to unzip, take your pants down and give it a good shake to get it all out:)
     
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    Good thing you added the part about getting closer to family, or I would have had to drive down there and smack you. :)
     
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    The only conclusion I can make is that northern men have small penises and are too scared that somewhat might see said small penis.
     
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    If you're having chapping issues, I suggest wiping the seat off before you sit....
     
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    Or you could get up 30 minutes sooner and take care of your business at home and be a better employee and happier soul for for it.
    It just comes so easy for me!
     
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    That is probably the worst idea ever.
     
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    That makes zero sense. If they all had small penises, then why would they be scared?
     
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    Because they do not know that everyone has small penises because everyone always hides in the stalls? I don't know. I start pulling my stuff out as soon as I walk in the bathroom door.
     
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    So you don't even bother with glory holes? Just right out in the open?
     
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    What, you have to go all the way in?
     
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    My penis is a gift to the world. It was meant to be shared with everyone.
     
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    Sometimes before leaving the dinner table. I like to mix things up.
     
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    Hooker, I completely agree with your hypothesis. It's the only thing I can come up with. To back this theory up, I just went in said bathroom right after the meeting I just went to and their penises must be small because they leave dribbles two inches short of the toilet. Now I have to worry about my Dockers getting pee on them as the sit around by ankles.
     
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